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2024-06-12 Crypto-Market: Stablecoins More Stable Than My Love Life?

Buckle up, buttercup, it's time for your daily dose of crypto chaos. We're diving into the wild world of stablecoins and altcoins, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say 'Satoshi.'

  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BUSD - The ‘boring’ stablecoin, hanging in there like a stubborn stain on a white T-shirt. It’s almost as if they’re trying to live up to their name, unlike some of these other volatile cryptos. But hey, boring can be good, especially if it means your investment isn’t playing hopscotch with your emotions.
  • TUSD (TrueUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, TrueUSD, another stablecoin trying to convince us it’s as reliable as a Swiss watch. Look, I’ve seen more action in a cemetery than in these stablecoin price charts. But hey, at least your grandma won’t have a heart attack if you tell her you’re investing in this.
  • XMR (Monero)
    • $176.84: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Monero - The OG privacy coin. Because who needs Big Brother (or your nosy neighbor) knowing how much you spent on those questionable Amazon purchases? It’s like the crypto equivalent of a blacked-out SUV with tinted windows. We see you, XMR, we see you.
  • VET (VeChain)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • VeChain, always the bridesmaid, never the bride. It’s been hovering in the shadows, waiting for its moment to shine. With a -2% dip, it looks like someone needs to slip some extra ‘hopamine’ into its blockchain.
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $67412.45: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BTCB - It’s like the rich cousin of Bitcoin, always flaunting its stability and gains. But let’s be real, you’re not fooling anyone. We know you’re just Bitcoin in a fancy suit. Keep on flexing, BTCB, we’re watching…and maybe a little bit jealous.

So, remember that Reddit post about the dude who paid his tuition with Apple stock? Turns out, Tim Apple’s generosity (or our collective addiction to iPhones) is spilling over into the crypto-verse. Today’s data snapshot reveals some interesting movements in the land of digital assets, particularly among stablecoins like BUSD and TUSD. Are they actually more stable than my love life? Let’s find out.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 70.5M 532 BUSD BUSD
1 1 495M 129 TUSD TrueUSD
2 81% 84.54 1.26B 77 QNT Quant
3 +1% 1.88 1.88B 56 LDO Lido DAO
4 92% 2302.69 2.32B 50 MKR Maker
5 -2% 83% 0.03 2.59B 49 VET VeChain
6 7.59 2.97B 33 ATOM Cosmos
7 0.1 3.08B 38 CRO Cronos
8 +2% 176.84 3.26B 29 XMR Monero
9 67412.4 4.08B 208 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
10 71% 0.09 4.41B 31 HBAR Hedera
11 0.09 4.42B 844 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
12 58% 0.1 4.9B 35 XLM Stellar
13 -2% 10.2 5.3B 24 ICP Internet Computer
14 1 5.35B 23 DAI Dai
15 69% 25.84 5.44B 26 ETC Ethereum Classic
16 -1% 52% 0.88 5.47B 34 MNT Mantle
17 +1% 5.92 5.83B 22 LEO UNUS SED LEO
18 -2% 0.62 6.24B 18 MATIC Polygon
19 -1% 88% 77.49 6.51B 19 LTC Litecoin
20 6.17 7.37B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 -1% 93% 445.56 9.36B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
22 8 8.8B 27 APT Aptos
23 -2% 25% 2.07 8.91B 47 OP Optimism
24 6.39 9.18B 14 DOT Polkadot
25 0.94 9.41B 39 ARB Arbitrum
26 +2% 9.59 9.59B 20 UNI Uniswap
27 0.12 10.2B 205 WTRX Wrapped TRON
28 0.12 10.2B 13 TRX TRON

Well, folks, there you have it – another day, another rollercoaster ride in the crypto-sphere. Remember, just because something is called a ‘stablecoin’ doesn’t mean it can’t throw a tantrum or two. Stay informed, stay skeptical, and try not to lose all your money on a meme coin (unless it’s a really funny meme, then maybe it’s worth it).

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