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2024-06-12 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die Again

Buckle up buttercup, it's another day of staring at charts, questioning life choices, and pretending to know what 'blockchain' actually means.

  • TON (Toncoin)
    • $7.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Toncoin, because even Telegram needs a side hustle. It’s down this week, but let’s be real, it’s probably just regrouping for another run at becoming the official currency of… well, whatever Telegram decides it wants to be this week.
  • LDO (Lido DAO)
    • $1.94: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Lido DAO, the token that sounds like a rejected character from ‘The Lord of the Rings’, is taking a beating this week. Maybe they should invest in some PR - or at least hire a pronunciation coach.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $67946.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The granddaddy of them all, Bitcoin, is basically the ‘seen it all’ grandpa of crypto. Up 1%? Big whoop. Down 10%? Been there, done that. This grandpa is here for the long haul, even if it means watching its portfolio grandkids crash and burn.
  • XMR (Monero)
    • $177.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Monero, because everyone needs a little privacy, especially in the world of crypto. It’s up this week, but let’s be honest, it’s probably just because someone accidentally stumbled upon their old wallet and forgot what they were doing.

Crypto land is buzzing like a phone at a Wendy’s drive-thru, and no, it’s not about Bitcoin’s explosive gains (because, yawn, +1% is barely moving the needle). It seems Raspberry Pi, yes, THAT Raspberry Pi, has gone public! Guess they finally realized they could milk the nostalgia of broke college students for more than just overpriced microchips. Will this be the catalyst for a market upswing? Probably not, but hey, at least it’s more exciting than another Elon Musk tweet.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +5% 1.94 1.94B 56 LDO Lido DAO
1 +3% 7.09 36.2B 9 TON Toncoin
2 +3% 9.72 9.72B 19 UNI Uniswap
3 +2% 71% 0.09 4.48B 31 HBAR Hedera
4 +1% 0.09 4.48B 844 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
5 +1% 93% 67946.7 1.43T 1 BTC Bitcoin
6 +1% 67869 10.4B 204 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
7 +1% 67852.1 4.11B 208 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
8 5.91 5.82B 22 LEO UNUS SED LEO
9 616.05 90.9B 4 BNB BNB
10 6.23 7.45B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
11 0.1 3.1B 39 CRO Cronos
12 54% 32.17 23B 12 AVAX Avalanche
13 81% 85.36 1.27B 76 QNT Quant
14 58% 0.1 4.93B 35 XLM Stellar
15 83% 0.03 2.63B 48 VET VeChain
16 3540.82 425B 2 ETH Ethereum
17 6.42 9.23B 14 DOT Polkadot
18 3538.03 33.7B 201 stETH Lido Staked ETH
19 1 495M 130 TUSD TrueUSD
20 1 70.5M 537 BUSD BUSD
21 1 115B 3 USDT Tether USDt
22 1 5.35B 23 DAI Dai
23 92% 2308.38 2.32B 50 MKR Maker
24 0.95 9.49B 38 ARB Arbitrum
25 69% 25.98 5.47B 26 ETC Ethereum Classic
26 1 32.3B 6 USDC USDC
27 177.14 3.27B 29 XMR Monero
28 0.12 10.2B 205 WTRX Wrapped TRON

So, another day, another rollercoaster of emotions in the crypto-sphere. The good news is, even if your portfolio is drowning, at least you can tell people you ‘understand blockchain’. Right?

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