- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐
- BUSD, the stablecoin that’s about as stable as a unicycle on a tightrope. With a 0% change in 24 hours, it’s screaming ‘I’m trying, I swear!’ to anyone who’ll listen. Spoiler alert: nobody is.
- TUSD (TrueUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, TrueUSD. The name inspires such confidence, doesn’t it? Like ‘Truth Serum’ or ‘True Love.’ Except this coin seems to have missed the memo that stability is kind of the whole point. 0% change in 24 hours? Try harder, TUSD, you’re boring us.
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $67620.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BTCB, the Bitcoin that’s…not quite Bitcoin? It’s like the off-brand soda of the crypto world: tastes kinda the same, but you’re not sure why you bought it. Still, a 1% gain is a 1% gain. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, right?
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.63: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polygon: the only thing more polygonal than its name is its price chart. But hey, at least it’s interesting, unlike those snoozefest stablecoins. A 1% gain might not be much, but it’s a step in the right direction…hopefully.
Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed Dogefather, is busy throwing legal punches like it’s a clearance sale at Tesla. Meanwhile, the crypto-sphere is reflecting his chaotic energy. Speaking of chaotic, Intel’s stock is taking another nosedive. I’m starting to think they’re just using their chips for sad music playlists at this point. But hey, at least it’s consistently bad, unlike some of these volatile cryptos.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 70.5M | 531 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 495M | 132 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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81% | 84.4 | 1.26B | 79 | QNT | Quant | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+3% | 1.95 | 1.95B | 57 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 92% | 2268.89 | 2.28B | 49 | MKR | Maker |
| 5 |  |
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+1% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.64B | 48 | VET | VeChain |
| 6 |  |
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7.61 | 2.98B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 7 |  |
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0.1 | 3.06B | 41 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 8 |  |
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+1% | 180.18 | 3.32B | 30 | XMR | Monero | |
| 9 |  |
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67620.7 | 4.09B | 208 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.09 | 4.48B | 834 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 11 |  |
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+1% | 71% | 0.09 | 4.48B | 31 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 12 |  |
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+1% | 58% | 0.1 | 4.96B | 35 | XLM | Stellar |
| 13 |  |
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-1% | 10.04 | 5.22B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 14 |  |
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1 | 5.35B | 22 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
70% | 25.61 | 5.4B | 26 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 52% | 0.89 | 5.55B | 34 | MNT | Mantle |
| 17 |  |
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-4% | 5.63 | 5.55B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 18 |  |
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0.63 | 6.29B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 88% | 78.32 | 6.58B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 20 |  |
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6.15 | 7.35B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 21 |  |
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7.99 | 8.79B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 22 |  |
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93% | 446.88 | 9.38B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 23 |  |
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25% | 2.07 | 8.89B | 46 | OP | Optimism | |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 6.5 | 9.35B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 25 |  |
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0.94 | 9.45B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 26 |  |
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+2% | 9.84 | 9.84B | 19 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.12 | 10.1B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 28 |  |
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0.12 | 10.1B | 13 | TRX | TRON |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market: where dreams go to die, and memes go to become millionaires (sometimes). Remember, though, past performance is not indicative of future returns. Unless, of course, you’re Intel, in which case, it’s basically a crystal ball of impending doom.