- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham… like the asylum? Fitting, because buying this coin feels a bit crazy. But hey, at least it’s up 3% - a rare win in this chaotic market!
- BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
- $0.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a 626% pump, BeAI is the Robinhood of the day, robbing from the rich and giving to… well, probably just other, slightly less poor gamblers.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $49.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, are you trying to be the Bitcoin of something? Because right now, you’re just the awkward middle schooler of crypto. Still, a 4% dip isn’t the worst news today.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Milady, more like ‘Money-lost-ady.’ Down 3%? Honey, you’re in the bargain bin of bad decisions.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.12: ⭐
- The name says it all. This coin is about as coherent as a Musk tweet after a late-night bender. Avoid.
Elon Musk, the tech world’s drama llama, is at it again! This time, he’s throwing a tantrum over OpenAI and leaking emails like a sieve. Maybe he’s trying to distract us from Tesla’s stock rollercoaster? Speaking of, Tesla shareholders just approved another hefty pay package for Musk. Talk about adding salt to the wounds. Anyway, let’s dive into these fledgling cryptos before Musk decides to launch one into space.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+3% | 20% | 2.13 | 2.13B | 142 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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+2% | 0.11 | 11.7M | 1088 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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+1% | 100% | 10.05 | 10M | 1144 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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50% | 0.76 | 76.3M | 699 | STT | Statter Network | |
| 4 |  |
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27% | 0.58 | 584M | 324 | NTRN | Neutron | |
| 5 |  |
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63% | 0 | 20.5M | 1048 | BAD | Bad Idea AI | |
| 6 |  |
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0 | 90.3M | 478 | SNEK | Snek | ||
| 7 |  |
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+1% | 99% | 0.12 | 117M | 402 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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-4% | 100% | 49.15 | 1.03B | 76 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-3% | 82% | 0 | 156M | 380 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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+626% | 19% | 0.09 | 625K | 2375 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions |
| 11 |  |
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3640.92 | 3.27B | 211 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
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+6% | 29% | 0.74 | 737M | 273 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 75.9M | 537 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-12% | 0 | 2.06M | 1704 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.23 | 702M | 300 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-2% | 0.02 | 164M | 364 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
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0.15 | 152M | 977 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
+4% | 90% | 0.11 | 90.1M | 499 | NXRA | Nexera |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 0.24 | 23.8M | 855 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 90% | 1.75 | 175M | 330 | ATOR | ATOR Protocol |
| 21 |  |
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-2% | 4% | 0.01 | 121M | 1364 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 22 |  |
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77% | 0.02 | 20M | 990 | IMGNAI | Image Generation AI | |
| 23 |  |
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-2% | 42% | 1.57 | 3.31B | 62 | CORE | Core |
| 24 |  |
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+4% | 23% | 0.02 | 195M | 643 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 25 |  |
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+1% | 10% | 0 | 73.7M | 1238 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 26 |  |
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86% | 0.24 | 237M | 279 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai | |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.29 | 40.8M | 740 | TOMI | tomi | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.02 | 2.24M | 1638 | GRV | Grove Coin |
The crypto market is like a bad Tinder date - full of red flags and empty promises. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Stay tuned, because tomorrow’s another day to lose (or maybe, just maybe, win) a fortune.