Featured image of post 2024-06-13 Market Movers and Shakers: A Comedy of Errors

2024-06-13 Market Movers and Shakers: A Comedy of Errors

Crypto, the land of opportunity, where fortunes are made and lost faster than Elon Musk can tweet. Buckle up, buttercups, it's about to get bumpy.

  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BeAI-ing up over 600%? Someone slipped this coin some rocket fuel. Either a genius move or about to go full supernova. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
  • NEXA (Nexa)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Nexa, more like ‘Next-ta last’ amirite? This coin needs a miracle, a marketing guru, or maybe a time machine to undo… whatever happened.
  • THN (Throne)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Throne. Sounds impressive, but with a double-digit drop, it’s more like a whoopie cushion than an iron throne. Hold on tight, your majesty.
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Play Token is taking a beating like a piñata at a five-year-old’s birthday party. Someone better call in the clowns, ‘cause this ain’t funny anymore.

Speaking of Elon, seems OpenAI just played a game of ‘Simon Says’ with the man-child himself and won (check out r/wallstreetbets for the juicy details). Meanwhile, in a market just as wild as Musk’s ego, certain coins are putting on a show for better or worse.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +1% 0.06 0 4380 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -1% 3% 0.04 876M 806 EXRD e-Radix
2 -13% 0 327K 2170 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
3 0 353K 2152 RFR Refereum
4 79% 0.01 633K 2049 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 +626% 19% 0.09 625K 2375 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
6 +1% 89% 0.01 881K 1937 WTC Waltonchain
7 -2% 0.01 829K 1923 DREP Drep [new]
8 99% 0 899K 1893 MARO Maro
9 -9% 58% 0 1.14M 1976 LYRA Lyra
10 -20% 0 2.14M 1696 PLAY Play Token
11 +5% 0.02 2.39M 1616 GRV Grove Coin
12 -8% 53% 0 2.51M 1781 SSG SOMESING
13 -1% 77% 0 3.34M 1580 BWO Battle World
14 +4% 0.28 3.52M 1492 RGT Rari Governance Token
15 -1% 0 3.76M 1474 REV Revain
16 -3% 76% 0 4.71M 1485 XWC WhiteCoin
17 0.02 4.79M 1493 VTS Veritise
18 -3% 69% 0 6.96M 1407 TAMA Tamadoge
19 62% 1 8.48M 1382 VAI Vai
20 97% 0.06 5.56M 1373 WAIT Hourglass
21 -11% 65% 0.01 5.76M 1473 ORC Orbit Chain
22 -1% 49% 0 6.04M 1550 STRM StreamCoin
23 +5% 0.42 6.22M 1337 NMC Namecoin
24 1.08 6.44M 1325 CEUR Celo Euro
25 0.01 6.93M 1282 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
26 +3% 0.21 6.97M 1456 DUST Dust Protocol
27 +13% 0 7.9M 1725 THN Throne
28 +1% 10% 0 73.9M 1240 NEXA Nexa

The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a toddler—unpredictable, chaotic, and likely to make you hurl. Invest at your own risk, and always remember: diversification is key (and maybe a strong antacid).

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