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2024-06-14 Crypto Carnage 10M Bloodbath

It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but instead of twisted metal, it's your portfolio. Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto market took a nosedive and it's not pretty.

  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐
    • BeAI? More like Bye-AI! This one’s circling the drain faster than a goldfish in a toilet bowl. Down 86% in 24 hours? Ouch. Even my goldfish, Fin Diesel, could have predicted this bloodbath.
  • ERC20 (ERC20)
    • $0.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ERC20 - as exciting as watching paint dry. Up 48% over 7 days? Must be a slow-drying paint. This one’s for the true crypto masochists out there.
  • GOG (Guild of Guardians)
    • $0.10: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Guild of Guardians…sounds like a retirement home for gamers. Down 17% - guess those guardians couldn’t protect their portfolio. Maybe they should spend less time gaming and more time learning about risk management.
  • ALPINE (Alpine F1 Team Fan Token)
    • $1.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Vroom vroom! This token’s about as exciting as watching paint dry on a race car. Down 8% - guess those F1 fans are too busy watching crashes to notice their portfolios are doing the same.

Speaking of nosedives, remember Elon Musk? Yeah, the dude who’s richer than God and crashes rockets for fun. Turns out, Tesla shareholders are okay with him getting a $56 BILLION pay package. I guess when you’re already throwing money at electric trucks that look like doorstops, what’s a few billion more? Maybe they’re hoping some of that cash trickles down to their dwindling stock options.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -86% 19% 0.01 86.3K 2559 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
1 -39% 0 200K 2262 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 -27% 100% 0 6.07M 1336 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
3 -27% 0 2.73M 1563 REV Revain
4 -23% 79% 0.01 479K 2125 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 -20% 0.13 1.72B 4727 ERC20 ERC20
6 -17% 0.46 13.4M 1030 PPC Peercoin
7 -17% 60% 0.1 99.6M 568 GOG Guild of Guardians
8 -16% 0.01 18.7M 1101 OPEN Open Custody Protocol
9 -16% 0.14 136M 379 KEEP Keep Network
10 -16% 0.02 15.4M 1310 DG Decentral Games
11 -12% 23% 0.02 171M 675 GFAL Games for a Living
12 -12% 14% 0 99.7M 1009 PTS Petals
13 -12% 65% 0 7.66M 1386 RFOX RFOX
14 -12% 77% 0.02 17.6M 1019 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
15 -11% 0.13 62.8M 718 OPUL Opulous
16 -11% 0.02 25M 818 CENNZ CENNZnet
17 -11% 50% 1.19 214M 423 NAKA Nakamoto Games
18 -10% 1.07 287M 768 AMPL Ampleforth
19 -10% 90% 2.44 13.4M 1071 POOLX Poolz Finance
20 -9% 86% 0.22 219M 286 0x0 0x0.ai
21 -9% 93% 0.59 148M 359 BTRST Braintrust
22 -9% 64% 0.37 74.6M 625 BOSON Boson Protocol
23 -9% 74% 0.19 188M 353 CQT Covalent
24 -9% 0.01 33.2M 736 MXC Moonchain
25 -8% 28% 1.61 64.5M 920 ALPINE Alpine F1 Team Fan Token
26 -8% 53% 0.09 25.8M 1015 NWC Newscrypto
27 -8% 73% 0.43 434M 189 ELF aelf
28 -7% 4.46 66.7M 620 GAFI GameFi.org

Well, folks, it seems like another day, another crypto massacre. Is anyone surprised? This market’s more predictable than a reality TV show romance. My advice? Grab your popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the dumpster fire. Or, you know, maybe invest in something a little more stable. Like, I don’t know, a savings account? Just a thought.

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