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2024-06-14 Crypto Market: Where Dreams Go to Dieand Occasionally Pump a Little

Buckle up buttercup, it's about to get bumpy! The crypto market is a battlefield of broken dreams and fleeting fortunes. Let's dive into the latest data dumpster fire and see who's drowning (and who's somehow managed to grab a pool floaty).

  • NEXA (Nexa)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a name like Nexa, it sounds like a rejected brand of minivan. Even with a 6% dip, I’d rather buy a used Kia…at least it’ll get me somewhere.
  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BeAI…more like ‘Be-gone-in-60-seconds’. An 86% drop in 24 hours? Someone should call the crypto coroner. This one’s pushing up daisies.
  • GRV (Grove Coin)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Grove Coin? Sounds like something you’d find buried in your grandma’s couch cushions. A solid 8% drop - grandma knew better than to invest in this.
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Tamadoge - like Dogecoin, but with a Tamagotchi twist? I’m not sure if this is brilliant or just plain sad. 5% down, but hey, maybe there’s a comeback story here. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.06: ⭐
    • Stratis [Old] - the name says it all, folks. This coin is about as relevant as your Myspace profile.

Speaking of dumpster fires, remember Elon Musk and Tesla? Dude’s shareholders just threw him a $56 billion bone - talk about rewarding bad behavior! Makes you wonder if those Tesla shareholders are secretly investing in some of these ‘gems’ in the 10M fully diluted market cap range. 🤭 Let’s just say, if Elon’s running the show, I’m betting against the spaceship.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 0.06 0 4602 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -6% 3% 0.03 817M 816 EXRD e-Radix
2 -86% 19% 0.01 86.3K 2558 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 -33% 0 222K 2242 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 +2% 0 360K 2140 RFR Refereum
5 -24% 79% 0.01 480K 2119 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 -1% 89% 0.01 866K 1924 WTC Waltonchain
7 -2% 0.01 806K 1918 DREP Drep [new]
8 -9% 99% 0 818K 1914 MARO Maro
9 +5% 58% 0 1.2M 1955 LYRA Lyra
10 -6% 0 2M 1708 PLAY Play Token
11 -8% 0.02 2.19M 1635 GRV Grove Coin
12 -1% 53% 0 2.48M 1775 SSG SOMESING
13 -27% 0 2.73M 1562 REV Revain
14 -4% 0.27 3.37M 1500 RGT Rari Governance Token
15 +15% 77% 0 3.86M 1542 BWO Battle World
16 -5% 0.01 4.5M 1506 VTS Veritise
17 -5% 69% 0 6.55M 1408 TAMA Tamadoge
18 +14% 76% 0.01 5.39M 1440 XWC WhiteCoin
19 62% 1 8.5M 1368 VAI Vai
20 -2% 65% 0.01 5.59M 1476 ORC Orbit Chain
21 -2% 97% 0.05 5.44M 1366 WAIT Hourglass
22 -2% 49% 0 5.87M 1555 STRM StreamCoin
23 -30% 100% 0 5.88M 1345 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
24 -2% 0.41 6.09M 1333 NMC Namecoin
25 1.07 6.39M 1314 CEUR Celo Euro
26 0.01 6.94M 1273 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol
27 +4% 0.22 7.3M 1433 DUST Dust Protocol
28 -6% 10% 0 69.3M 1248 NEXA Nexa

The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. It’s thrilling, terrifying, and more often than not, leaves you feeling a little sick to your stomach. Invest wisely…or better yet, just buy yourself something nice and enjoy the show from the sidelines.

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