- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐
- Stablecoin? More like ‘Stagnant-coin.’ BUSD is about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, at least it’s not Grindr’s stock, right?
- CRO (Cronos)
- $0.10: ⭐⭐⭐
- Cronos, more like ‘Crono-slog.’ This coin is moving slower than a sloth in quicksand. Maybe Elon should buy it?
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polygon’s trying to climb its way out of the bargain bin. It’s not quite a glow-up, but hey, at least it’s trying harder than a Kardashian at a charity event.
- XMR (Monero)
- $173.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Monero, the edgy cousin of the crypto family, is taking a dip. Must be all that anonymous online shopping.
- WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
- $67125.30: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped Bitcoin: It’s like regular Bitcoin, but with a fancy new coat of paint. Still overpriced though.
Remember Grindr? Yeah, that app some of you are apparently using to celebrate Pride Month (no judgment…well, maybe a little). Turns out, its stock is about as stable as a drunk unicorn on a unicycle. Why are we talking about Grindr in a crypto analysis? Because today’s market is giving off the same chaotic, unpredictable energy. Speaking of chaotic energy, Elon Musk got his $56 billion back. Surprise, surprise! Tesla shareholders threw logic out the window and said, ‘Sure, take our money, Elon!’.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 70.5M | 524 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 494M | 132 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-1% | 81% | 83.19 | 1.24B | 79 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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+1% | 1.98 | 1.98B | 57 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
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92% | 2282.15 | 2.29B | 48 | MKR | Maker | |
| 5 |  |
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-1% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.59B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 6 |  |
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-1% | 7.49 | 2.93B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 7 |  |
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0.1 | 3.06B | 39 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 8 |  |
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-3% | 173.05 | 3.19B | 30 | XMR | Monero | |
| 9 |  |
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67075.7 | 4.06B | 208 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 10 |  |
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71% | 0.09 | 4.47B | 29 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 11 |  |
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0.09 | 4.48B | 834 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | ||
| 12 |  |
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58% | 0.1 | 4.93B | 35 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 13 |  |
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-2% | 9.81 | 5.1B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 14 |  |
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1 | 5.35B | 21 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 15 |  |
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70% | 25.47 | 5.37B | 26 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 16 |  |
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5.58 | 5.5B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 17 |  |
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52% | 0.9 | 5.57B | 34 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 18 |  |
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-2% | 0.61 | 6.11B | 19 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 88% | 79.38 | 6.67B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 5.93 | 7.09B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
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-1% | 93% | 439.48 | 9.23B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 22 |  |
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-1% | 25% | 2.05 | 8.79B | 45 | OP | Optimism |
| 23 |  |
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8.05 | 8.87B | 27 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 24 |  |
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6.44 | 9.26B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 25 |  |
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0.95 | 9.51B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 26 |  |
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0.12 | 10.1B | 13 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 27 |  |
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0.12 | 10.2B | 205 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 28 |  |
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67125.3 | 10.3B | 204 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin |
So there you have it, folks. The crypto market today is a mixed bag of ‘meh’ with a side of ‘why am I even doing this?’ One thing’s for sure, it’s never dull, even when it’s desperately trying to be. Until tomorrow, happy hodling, and remember, it’s all a giant Ponzi scheme… just kidding (or am I?)