Featured image of post 2024-06-17  Clowns  Crowns : Todays Crypto Royal Rumble

2024-06-17 Clowns Crowns : Todays Crypto Royal Rumble

Buckle up, buttercup, because the crypto ring is wilder than a WallStreetBets thread after a market crash! We're talking rug-pulls, moon-shots, and enough hopium to fuel a SpaceX launch.

  • UNIBOT (UniBot)
    • $9.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This bot’s been sippin’ on that digital protein shake, flexing on the rest with gains while others are left sobbing into their cold wallets. Is this the last bear standing or just another pump-and-dump scheme? Place your bets, gamblers!
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $43.42: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Talk about a fall from grace! ORDI took a harder tumble than a Jenga tower in an earthquake. Must’ve angered the Crypto Gods. Repent, sinners, repent!
  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $1.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Arkham’s lurking in the shadows. Not quite a superhero, not quite a villain. Just another masked vigilante in the crypto-verse. Will it save the day or steal your lunch money? Stay tuned!
  • BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
    • $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like this, it’s either going to be a meme-lord’s masterpiece or the biggest facepalm since that time you hit ‘reply all.’ Early signs? Let’s just say, even Harry, Obama, and Sonic couldn’t save this hot mess.

Speaking of bears, remember that lone soldier standing against the green tide on WallStreetBets? That’s kinda like (UNIBOT) today. This ain’t no picnic, folks. This is the crypto market. Where dreams go to die, and memes become million-dollar rugs.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 20% 1.82 1.82B 159 ARKM Arkham
1 -1% 0.1 10.8M 1106 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 100% 9.65 9.65M 1160 UNIBOT UniBot
3 50% 0.72 72.2M 704 STT Statter Network
4 -1% 27% 0.62 617M 297 NTRN Neutron
5 -1% 63% 0 19.7M 1043 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 -1% 0 82.6M 489 SNEK Snek
7 +14% 99% 0.14 137M 350 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 -4% 100% 43.42 912M 80 ORDI ORDI
9 -2% 82% 0 151M 376 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 19% 0.05 356K 2437 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 3699.15 3.32B 211 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 +2% 29% 0.7 705M 277 EDU Open Campus
13 0 69.8M 547 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 +12% 0 1.76M 1752 PLAY Play Token
15 -8% 0.19 563M 338 AGI Delysium
16 0.02 152M 371 SDEX SmarDex
17 -21% 0.12 120M 1038 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 -2% 90% 0.1 82.1M 509 NXRA Nexera
19 +4% 0.23 22.6M 871 OPTI Optimus AI
20 -7% 90% 1.57 157M 341 ATOR ATOR Protocol
21 -9% 4% 0.01 98M 1415 HVH HAVAH
22 77% 0.02 15.7M 1056 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
23 +4% 42% 1.61 3.39B 62 CORE Core
24 -6% 24% 0.02 151M 706 GFAL Games for a Living
25 -4% 10% 0 67M 1258 NEXA Nexa
26 -3% 86% 0.21 208M 290 0x0 0x0.ai
27 -2% 0.26 35.5M 774 TOMI tomi
28 0.02 2.19M 1640 GRV Grove Coin

The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sugar-crazed toddler. Unpredictable, nauseating, and you kinda want to throw up…but you can’t look away. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride, or go back to your regularly scheduled programming. Your choice, champ.

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