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2024-06-17 Crypto Bloodbath or Buffet? 10M

Buckle up buttercup, it's a crypto jungle out there, and only the sharpest claws will snag the tendies today. We're diving into the 10M market cap swamp to see who's swimming with the sharks and who's chum in the water.

  • MULTI (Multichain)
    • $0.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Multichain is like that friend who always bounces back from a bad haircut. Down 10% this week, but a whopping 43% up today? This ain’t your grandma’s bingo night, folks, it’s crypto chaos!
  • BURGER (BurgerCities)
    • $0.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like BurgerCities, you’d expect this coin to be flippin’ patties on the moon by now. Still, a 31% pump in 24 hours? I’ll have a side of fries with that dip!
  • FUND (Unification)
    • $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Unification: because who needs a unified theory of physics when you can have a unified theory of… gains? Jury’s still out on this one, but a 26% jump is nothing to sneeze at.
  • JASMY (JasmyCoin)
    • $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • JasmyCoin: the quiet achiever in the corner, quietly raking in an 11% gain while everyone else is busy screaming ’to the moon!’ Slow and steady wins the race, right?
  • AMPL (Ampleforth)
    • $1.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ampleforth is like that stablecoin that just can’t stay stable. Down 17% this week but still clinging to life? Someone get this coin a therapist… and a financial advisor.

The last bear standing? More like the last bull clinging to a rocket 🚀. With the markets looking greener than a goblin in a spinach smoothie, everyone’s wondering: is this the bull run we’ve been waiting for or just another rug pull waiting to happen? Let’s channel our inner WallStreetBets degens and analyze, shall we?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +43% 14% 0.24 24M 1487 MULTI Multichain
1 +31% 39% 0.01 21.3M 1210 IZI Izumi Finance
2 +31% 84% 0.68 42.6M 708 BURGER BurgerCities
3 +26% 0.11 12.7M 1476 FUND Unification
4 +22% 0 3.6M 1482 REV Revain
5 +15% 83% 0.65 41M 723 BZZ Swarm
6 +14% 34% 0.08 80M 794 HOPR HOPR
7 +14% 85% 0 56.9M 620 ETN Electroneum
8 +13% 74% 0.21 205M 326 CQT Covalent
9 +13% 0.01 10.4M 1124 TSUKA Dejitaru Tsuka
10 +12% 0.02 202M 349 USTC TerraClassicUSD
11 +11% 98% 0.04 1.86B 52 JASMY JasmyCoin
12 +10% 0.31 3.89M 1463 RGT Rari Governance Token
13 +10% 82% 0.86 94.5M 494 DNX Dynex
14 +10% 0.13 133M 442 NOIA Synternet
15 +9% 2.72 340M 265 API3 API3
16 +9% 0 1.76M 1748 PLAY Play Token
17 +9% 0.05 51.1M 600 DNT district0x
18 +9% 77% 0 4M 1535 BWO Battle World
19 +8% 64% 0.37 73.6M 627 BOSON Boson Protocol
20 +8% 86% 3.83 38.3M 743 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
21 +7% 0.06 62.5M 825 AVINOC AVINOC
22 +7% 1.17 305M 742 AMPL Ampleforth
23 +7% 0.04 38.6M 785 ALU Altura
24 +7% 74% 0.67 167M 378 SYN Synapse
25 +7% 0.06 43.1M 1086 BBF Bubblefong
26 +6% 0.23 23.2M 868 OPTI Optimus AI
27 +6% 0.01 52.9M 672 SAMO Samoyedcoin
28 +6% 65% 0.01 6.28M 1443 ORC Orbit Chain

So, is the crypto market a bull or a bear? Right now, it’s more like a chameleon on a disco ball - unpredictable, disorienting, and impossible to look away from. One thing’s for sure, though: it’s never boring. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some tendies to buy…or maybe lose. This is crypto, after all.

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