- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $66085.45: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG Bitcoin, but on the Binance Smart Chain. It’s like your dad trying to be hip by wearing skinny jeans - it’s almost cool, but not quite.
- WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
- $66124.50: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Yet another way to wrap your head around Bitcoin on a different chain. It’s like the gift-wrapping craze - it’s still Bitcoin underneath, just with a fancier bow.
- XMR (Monero)
- $173.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Privacy coin for the paranoid… or the privacy-conscious… Let’s just say, it’s like that one friend who always pays in cash and wears sunglasses indoors. You’re not sure what they’re hiding, but it’s probably for the best.
- MKR (Maker)
- $2370.22: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG DeFi darling still kicking around. It’s like that reliable old car you keep meaning to trade in but secretly love taking for a spin.
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $77.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The silver to Bitcoin’s gold. Or is it the other way around? Look, it’s still here, okay? Let’s just be grateful it’s not another dog-themed meme coin.
Speaking of questionable financial decisions, our Reddit comrades are outdoing themselves! One brave soul reminisced about snatching up Microsoft in 2017 and bailing the moment it turned a shade of green. They probably thought they were Warren Buffet, but little did they know… those pennies could be fueling a whole Lambo by now. Let’s just say, they’d fit right in with the ’last bear’ meme currently gracing the front page of WSB.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
1 | 70.4M | 523 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
1 | 494M | 128 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
-4% | 81% | 79.62 | 1.18B | 75 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
 |
+4% | 2.06 | 2.06B | 50 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+2% | 92% | 2370.22 | 2.38B | 43 | MKR | Maker |
| 5 |  |
 |
-1% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.45B | 47 | VET | VeChain |
| 6 |  |
 |
7.1 | 2.77B | 34 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.1 | 2.87B | 37 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-1% | 173.82 | 3.21B | 28 | XMR | Monero | |
| 9 |  |
 |
66085.4 | 4B | 208 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 71% | 0.08 | 4.1B | 30 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.08 | 4.1B | 849 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 12 |  |
 |
9.1 | 4.73B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
58% | 0.1 | 4.86B | 32 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-3% | 70% | 24.37 | 5.14B | 26 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 52% | 0.86 | 5.34B | 33 | MNT | Mantle |
| 16 |  |
 |
1 | 5.35B | 22 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
5.92 | 5.83B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.6 | 6B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-5% | 5.26 | 6.29B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 88% | 77.69 | 6.53B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 21 |  |
 |
-3% | 93% | 417.17 | 8.76B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 22 |  |
 |
-3% | 7.55 | 8.32B | 27 | APT | Aptos | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 25% | 1.99 | 8.54B | 44 | OP | Optimism |
| 24 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.88 | 8.77B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 25 |  |
 |
6.24 | 8.97B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
-2% | 5.07 | 9.94B | 31 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
66124.5 | 10.1B | 205 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON |
The crypto market: where even the most ridiculous ideas can become multi-billion dollar ‘assets.’ Stay tuned, folks, because the only predictable thing about this market is its unpredictability… and the constant stream of memes mocking it. Until next time, remember to diversify your portfolio, or at least your meme folder.