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2024-06-19 Baby Cryptos Bloodbath: Where Your Moms Retirement Funds Go to Die

Buckle up buttercup, the crypto casino is open and it's serving up a fresh batch of meme-infused, rug-pull-ready digital dumpster fires. We're diving deep into the 10M underbelly of the cryptoverse to expose the latest, greatest (probably not), and most ridiculous (definitely).

  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $1.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Arkham. Sounds mysterious, like a Batman villain’s lair. But instead of fighting crime, it’s battling for relevance in the crowded crypto space. A 5% bump is cute and all, but is it enough to escape the shadow of the Batfleck?
  • UNIBOT (UniBot)
    • $9.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, UniBot, the sentient trading bot that’s here to take all our money…or at least try to. This automated trading bro is up 6%, which is about as surprising as finding out your Roomba has a side hustle mining Dogecoin. Is it the future of finance or just another flash in the pan? Place your bets, degens.
  • BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BeAI, Be very afraid. This coin is up 131% which either means it’s about to become the next Bitcoin or it’s a pump-and-dump scheme orchestrated by a bored teenager in their parent’s basement. I’m leaning towards the latter, but hey, I’ve been wrong before (just ask my ex).
  • NEXA (Nexa)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Nexa, Nexa, please, my portfolio can’t take much more of this. A 13% jump is enough to get some folks excited, but I’ve seen more life in a bowl of week-old ramen noodles. This is one of those ‘avoid unless you’re feeling REALLY lucky’ coins.

Speaking of dumpster fires, remember Boeing? Turns out their CEO is about as popular as a fart in a spacesuit right now. Senators are throwing more shade than a solar eclipse, but let’s be real, the real travesty is that anyone expected anything different from a company that can’t even keep its planes in the air. Maybe they should try minting a ‘Boeing 737 Max Crash Coin’? It’d probably pump harder than their stock price after a software update.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +5% 20% 1.69 1.69B 161 ARKM Arkham
1 +6% 0.1 10.6M 1091 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 +6% 100% 9.57 9.57M 1140 UNIBOT UniBot
3 -1% 50% 0.7 70M 698 STT Statter Network
4 27% 0.52 524M 313 NTRN Neutron
5 +5% 63% 0 19.3M 1024 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 +1% 0 77.5M 483 SNEK Snek
7 +1% 99% 0.12 118M 367 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 +1% 100% 38.81 815M 85 ORDI ORDI
9 +6% 82% 0 137M 375 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 +131% 19% 0.12 822K 2298 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 +3% 3705.82 3.32B 211 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 29% 0.6 604M 289 EDU Open Campus
13 +1% 0 62.4M 557 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 +8% 0 1.57M 1768 PLAY Play Token
15 +11% 0.17 521M 338 AGI Delysium
16 0.01 131M 391 SDEX SmarDex
17 0.13 126M 999 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 -3% 90% 0.08 72.1M 525 NXRA Nexera
19 +1% 0.2 19.8M 893 OPTI Optimus AI
20 +8% 90% 1.49 149M 337 ATOR ATOR Protocol
21 +6% 4% 0.01 92M 1414 HVH HAVAH
22 +1% 77% 0.01 14.3M 1072 IMGNAI Image Generation AI
23 42% 1.34 2.8B 63 CORE Core
24 +3% 24% 0.01 150M 690 GFAL Games for a Living
25 +13% 10% 0 68.4M 1237 NEXA Nexa
26 +18% 86% 0.22 218M 279 0x0 0x0.ai
27 -1% 0.2 27.1M 828 TOMI tomi
28 0.02 2.11M 1633 GRV Grove Coin

The crypto market: where the highs are high, the lows are lower, and the only guarantee is that you’ll question your life choices at least twice a day. So, buckle up, hodl on, and remember: it’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH. And by someone, I mean probably you.

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