- LDO (Lido DAO)
- $2.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Lido DAO is like that overachieving student who always aces the pop quizzes - up 21% this week! Did someone slip them the answers? SEC’s lookin’ at you… 👀
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $14.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Remember kids, if you’re gonna mislead the public about something, make sure it’s not as easily verifiable as on-chain data. Chainlink keeps it real, unlike some pharma companies I could mention… Kansas, take notes! 📝
- ETC (Ethereum Classic)
- $23.86: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum Classic is like that old band you used to love, but now they just play the same hits. Sure, they’re up 3% today, but it’s time to reinvent yourself, grandpa! 👴
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is down again. Shocker! I’m honestly surprised people still throw money at this dog-themed meme coin. Maybe they’re hoping Elon Musk tweets about it again. Spoiler alert: he won’t. 🐶
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $394.11: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash is like that friend who swears they’re going to pay you back ‘soon.’ Yeah, right. And I’ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you too. 🤡
Listen up, degenerates! Seems like everyone and their grandma is in the market these days, pushing those retirement funds into…well, whatever’s green. Speaking of green, looks like Kansas ain’t too happy with Pfizer, claiming they misled folks about the COVID vaccine. Now, I’m no lawyer, but maybe they shoulda bought Chainlink (LINK) instead - at least LINK tells you the truth, even if it hurts your portfolio. Just sayin’.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+17% | 2.36 | 2.36B | 43 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+9% | 92% | 2396.9 | 2.41B | 41 | MKR | Maker |
| 2 |  |
 |
+5% | 5.02 | 6B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+5% | 25% | 1.91 | 8.18B | 44 | OP | Optimism |
| 4 |  |
 |
+5% | 14.36 | 14.4B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.08 | 4.01B | 835 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+4% | 71% | 0.08 | 4.02B | 30 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 7 |  |
 |
+4% | 10.25 | 10.3B | 17 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+4% | 6.81 | 2.66B | 33 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+3% | 70% | 23.86 | 5.03B | 25 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 10 |  |
 |
+3% | 3556.58 | 435B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+3% | 54% | 27.31 | 19.5B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 12 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.13 | 18.1B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+3% | 3541.37 | 33.8B | 201 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.58 | 5.76B | 18 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+3% | 79% | 0.39 | 17.4B | 10 | ADA | Cardano |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 10.9B | 11 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.81 | 8.14B | 39 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+2% | 83% | 0.03 | 2.25B | 49 | VET | VeChain |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 6.98 | 7.69B | 27 | APT | Aptos | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 597.12 | 88.1B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.12 | 10.2B | 204 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.96 | 8.57B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+1% | 58% | 0.09 | 4.63B | 31 | XLM | Stellar |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.12 | 10.2B | 13 | TRX | TRON | |
| 25 |  |
 |
88% | 73.83 | 6.2B | 19 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 26 |  |
 |
81% | 77.59 | 1.15B | 74 | QNT | Quant | |
| 27 |  |
 |
52% | 0.83 | 5.13B | 32 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 28 |  |
 |
93% | 394.11 | 8.28B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
Well, folks, it seems like the only thing predictable about the crypto market is its unpredictability. So buckle up, hold on tight, and remember - it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo. Or their mom’s basement.