- COVAL (Circuits of Value)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- Circuits of Value…more like Circuits of Lost Value, am I right? Down 38% in 24 hours? Ouch, someone needs a hug. Probably from their mom, who’s still waiting for that rent money.
- KWENTA (Kwenta)
- $43.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Kwenta, I barely know-enta! This one’s trying to hide its dismal 22% drop with that high price tag, but we see you. Don’t try to outsmart us, we’ve seen smarter refrigerators.
- ASTRAFER (Astrafer)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐
- Astrafer sounds like a rejected Transformer. And with a 22% drop, it’s about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
- POLY (Polymath)
- $0.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Polymath? More like Poly-NAH. This coin’s trying to be all sophisticated, but a 7% drop? Please, even my goldfish could make better investment decisions.
- BMX (BitMart Token)
- $0.40: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BMX…because riding a real bike is too stable compared to the crypto market, right? At least it’s holding steady at a 0% change. Maybe there’s hope for it yet. Or maybe we’re just grasping at straws.
Remember that Reddit post about the guy who turned his mom’s basement into a trading den and made 100k off Nvidia? Yeah, he’s probably using those gains to wipe away his tears after looking at the crypto charts. It seems everyone’s ‘in the market’ according to WSB, but who’s left to buy these plummeting cryptos? Definitely not anyone with a functioning brain after seeing this bloodbath.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-38% | 0.01 | 19.3M | 883 | COVAL | Circuits of Value | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-22% | 17% | 0.08 | 69.4M | 1027 | ASTRAFER | Astrafer |
| 2 |  |
 |
-21% | 0.04 | 31.3M | 1191 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-22% | 43.13 | 26.2M | 895 | KWENTA | Kwenta | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-17% | 25% | 0.25 | 246M | 534 | GF | GuildFi |
| 5 |  |
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-17% | 25% | 0 | 24.2M | 1289 | ES | Era Swap |
| 6 |  |
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-14% | 28% | 0.08 | 75.6M | 846 | AXEL | AXEL |
| 7 |  |
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-15% | 0 | 294K | 2173 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 8 |  |
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-8% | 78% | 2.33 | 46.5M | 687 | ROUTE | Router Protocol |
| 9 |  |
 |
-11% | 14% | 0.03 | 149M | 852 | WRLD | NFT Worlds |
| 10 |  |
 |
-11% | 77% | 0.15 | 152M | 367 | CQT | Covalent |
| 11 |  |
 |
-11% | 100% | 0 | 4.56M | 1390 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 12 |  |
 |
-10% | 54% | 0 | 20.7M | 1058 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 13 |  |
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-9% | 30% | 0.16 | 16.3M | 1369 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 14 |  |
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-8% | 73% | 0.39 | 394M | 180 | ELF | aelf |
| 15 |  |
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-8% | 83% | 0.11 | 44.3M | 681 | VAI | VAIOT |
| 16 |  |
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-8% | 0.18 | 6.13M | 1474 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 17 |  |
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-8% | 86% | 0.46 | 9.72M | 1186 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 52% | 0.01 | 11.8M | 1295 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 19 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 1.35M | 1826 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 20 |  |
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-7% | 14% | 0 | 70.1M | 1110 | DC | Dogechain |
| 21 |  |
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-7% | 18% | 0 | 32.6M | 1299 | DOME | Everdome |
| 22 |  |
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-7% | 0.09 | 88M | 460 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 23 |  |
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-7% | 0.5 | 50M | 1034 | DVF | rhino.fi | |
| 24 |  |
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-7% | 0.98 | 254M | 769 | AMPL | Ampleforth | |
| 25 |  |
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-7% | 1.1 | 41.6M | 646 | CEL | Celsius | |
| 26 |  |
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-7% | 95% | 0 | 15.7M | 969 | KAI | KardiaChain |
| 27 |  |
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-7% | 93% | 0.45 | 112M | 409 | BTRST | Braintrust |
| 28 |  |
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-7% | 0.4 | 253M | 346 | BMX | BitMart Token |
The crypto market is currently a masterclass in emotional rollercoaster design, with more dips than a bowl of salsa. Moral of the story: If you’re looking for financial advice, maybe ask that Reddit guy’s mom. She seems to have this whole investing thing figured out.