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2024-06-19 Market Movers: Tiny Cryptos Big Dreams and Maybe Bigger Lies

Buckle up, buttercup. Today, we're diving into the crypto mosh pit of low-cap coins. Expect wild swings, questionable decisions, and enough hopium to make a hamster jealous.

  • STRM (StreamCoin)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • StreamCoin… because everything needs its own blockchain, right? Even if it’s streaming cat videos. Look, at least it’s up 1% today, which is more than I can say for my dating life.
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Tamadoge, the crypto that proves even meme coins can’t resist a good rug pull. Down 4% today. Hey, at least it’s not as bad as that guy’s Chewy calls. Now that’s what I call a dog day afternoon.
  • DUST (Dust Protocol)
    • $0.18: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dust Protocol - the name sounds like what’s left of your portfolio after a weekend of YOLOing on options. Down 10% today. Oof.
  • TABOO (TABOO TOKEN)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • TABOO TOKEN… is it just me, or does that sound like something you’d find in a spam folder? Down 10% today. Shocking, I know.

You know what’s more volatile than a Boeing CEO in front of a Senate panel? These cryptos. One minute they’re promising the moon (looking at you, Tamadoge), the next they’re down bad like that guy who put his mom’s retirement fund on NVDA puts (ouch).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 0.04 0 4140 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 3% 0.03 782M 802 EXRD e-Radix
2 -19% 0 287K 2180 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
3 19% 0.05 356K 2435 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
4 0 365K 2128 RFR Refereum
5 79% 0.01 468K 2119 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 89% 0.01 748K 1955 WTC Waltonchain
7 -2% 99% 0 748K 1928 MARO Maro
8 +4% 0.01 848K 1891 DREP Drep [new]
9 -3% 58% 0 963K 1991 LYRA Lyra
10 -4% 0 1.41M 1808 PLAY Play Token
11 +2% 0.02 2.07M 1631 GRV Grove Coin
12 +7% 53% 0 2.2M 1795 SSG SOMESING
13 +4% 0.01 3.27M 1588 VTS Veritise
14 -2% 77% 0 3.55M 1548 BWO Battle World
15 -4% 69% 0 5.1M 1470 TAMA Tamadoge
16 +3% 0.31 3.81M 1444 RGT Rari Governance Token
17 +2% 0 3.91M 1435 REV Revain
18 +3% 76% 0 4.21M 1496 XWC WhiteCoin
19 -10% 100% 0 4.55M 1391 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
20 57% 1 8.44M 1371 VAI Vai
21 -1% 97% 0.05 5.25M 1352 WAIT Hourglass
22 -2% 0 5.82M 1804 THN Throne
23 0.4 5.89M 1314 NMC Namecoin
24 65% 0.01 6.22M 1426 ORC Orbit Chain
25 -10% 0.18 6.11M 1473 DUST Dust Protocol
26 +1% 49% 0 6.24M 1514 STRM StreamCoin
27 1.07 6.33M 1284 CEUR Celo Euro
28 0.01 6.92M 1253 EQUAD QuadrantProtocol

So, there you have it. The crypto market: where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘rug pull.’ Remember, kids, always DYOR (Do Your Own Research), because in cryptoland, the only guarantee is that there are no guarantees. And never trust a coin with a name that sounds like a rejected energy drink. You’ve been warned.

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