- ORDI (ORDI)
- $40.19: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name that sounds like a rejected Pokemon, ORDI somehow manages to be the most stable of this ragtag bunch. Is it going to the moon? Probably not. Will it buy you a pizza? Maybe, if the pizza place is feeling generous.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham…sounds mysterious, doesn’t it? Like a secret society for crypto whales. Don’t let the name fool you, this one’s about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.13: ⭐⭐
- The name alone screams “pump and dump.” This coin is like a Frankenstein’s monster of pop culture references, stitched together in a desperate attempt to go viral. Spoiler alert: it won’t.
- BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
- $0.07: ⭐
- BeAI, because nothing screams “trustworthy investment” like losing nearly half your value in 24 hours. This one’s destined for the crypto graveyard, right next to that Shiba Inu your cousin keeps telling you about.
Looks like someone on r/wallstreetbets is attempting to YOLO their way to financial freedom by shorting Boeing…from a Boeing 737 Max. Talk about putting your money where your mouth is! This daring (or stupid?) move got us thinking - are there any cryptos as volatile as a 737 Max with a “security issue”? Let’s dive into the latest data from a basket of fresh-faced cryptos, all with the magical market cap of 10 million. Will any of these reach the moon? Or are we headed for a crash landing?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+7% | 20% | 1.82 | 1.82B | 155 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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-3% | 0.09 | 10.3M | 1102 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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+3% | 100% | 9.88 | 9.88M | 1123 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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-5% | 50% | 0.66 | 66.5M | 715 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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+2% | 27% | 0.54 | 536M | 311 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+1% | 63% | 0 | 19.5M | 1024 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-5% | 0 | 73.1M | 498 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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+6% | 99% | 0.13 | 126M | 356 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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+3% | 100% | 40.19 | 844M | 84 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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82% | 0 | 137M | 381 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-44% | 19% | 0.06 | 454K | 2407 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions |
| 11 |  |
 |
3722.05 | 3.34B | 211 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
+4% | 29% | 0.63 | 631M | 284 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
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+10% | 0 | 68.8M | 537 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
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-21% | 0 | 1.23M | 1860 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.2 | 586M | 307 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.01 | 132M | 390 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.14 | 142M | 976 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-3% | 90% | 0.08 | 69.3M | 539 | NXRA | Nexera |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 0.2 | 20.1M | 888 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
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+2% | 90% | 1.53 | 153M | 328 | ATOR | ATOR Protocol |
| 21 |  |
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4% | 0.01 | 91.5M | 1427 | HVH | HAVAH | |
| 22 |  |
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-2% | 77% | 0.01 | 14M | 1083 | IMGNAI | Image Generation AI |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 42% | 1.32 | 2.77B | 64 | CORE | Core |
| 24 |  |
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24% | 0.01 | 150M | 697 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |
| 25 |  |
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10% | 0 | 68.7M | 1243 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+14% | 86% | 0.25 | 249M | 265 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.19 | 26.2M | 844 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.02 | 2.08M | 1650 | GRV | Grove Coin |
So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another dollar…or maybe just another satoshi if you’re lucky. Remember, in the crypto-carnival, the house always wins… unless it’s shorting itself on a Boeing.