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2024-06-21 Crypto Bloodbath: Even My Grandmas Knitting Circle Is Down Bad

Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto market is looking like a dumpster fire after a frat party. We're talking redder than my uncle's face after losing his toupee in a hurricane.

  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $64009.22: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin BEP2 is like that one friend who peaked in high school – still clinging to past glories, but nobody’s really impressed anymore. Even with a five-figure price tag, it’s down, and let’s be honest, grandpa Bitcoin is looking a little fragile these days.
  • WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
    • $64001.95: ⭐⭐
    • Wrapped Bitcoin is basically Bitcoin in a cheap Halloween costume, trying to convince us it’s something new and exciting. Spoiler alert: It’s not. Down 2% - Maybe it’s time to ditch the disguise and face reality, buddy.
  • HBAR (Hedera)
    • $0.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Hedera, down 4%? In this market, that’s practically a win. You’re the least ugly bridesmaid at this point, congrats.
  • OP (Optimism)
    • $1.83: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Optimism, down 6%? Someone needs to tell this coin to read the room. Delusional.

Remember that WSB dude who turned $170k into $1 million on NVDA? Well, he’s probably crying into his diamond-encrusted ramen bowl today. Turns out, even the almighty Nvidia took a nosedive, dragging the entire tech sector down with it. Moral of the story? Don’t even try to compete with AI, especially not in this market. Speaking of AI, our beloved crypto darlings aren’t looking so hot either.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 70.5M 452 BUSD BUSD
1 1 495M 124 TUSD TrueUSD
2 -2% 81% 76.97 1.15B 72 QNT Quant
3 -1% 2.25 2.25B 47 LDO Lido DAO
4 -2% 93% 0.03 2.3B 42 VET VeChain
5 -1% 92% 2414.75 2.43B 41 MKR Maker
6 -2% 6.84 2.67B 32 ATOM Cosmos
7 -1% 0.09 2.81B 36 CRO Cronos
8 169.43 3.13B 28 XMR Monero
9 -2% 64009.2 3.87B 9985 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
10 -4% 71% 0.08 4B 30 HBAR Hedera
11 -3% 0.08 4.01B 10036 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
12 -5% 8.13 4.23B 24 ICP Internet Computer
13 -1% 58% 0.09 4.65B 31 XLM Stellar
14 -3% 70% 23.74 5B 25 ETC Ethereum Classic
15 -3% 52% 0.81 5.03B 33 MNT Mantle
16 1 5.35B 21 DAI Dai
17 5.73 5.64B 22 LEO UNUS SED LEO
18 -2% 0.57 5.73B 19 MATIC Polygon
19 -1% 88% 73.09 6.14B 20 LTC Litecoin
20 -3% 5.21 6.24B 18 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 -2% 6.94 7.65B 27 APT Aptos
22 -1% 93% 390.39 8.2B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 -6% 26% 1.83 7.85B 46 OP Optimism
24 -5% 0.79 7.93B 34 ARB Arbitrum
25 -4% 5.62 8.08B 15 DOT Polkadot
26 -4% 4.33 8.5B 37 FIL Filecoin
27 -2% 64001.9 9.81B 9981 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
28 -1% 9.9 9.9B 17 UNI Uniswap

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is serving up a big, steaming pile of ’nope’ right now. The only green you’ll find is the mold on that forgotten avocado in your fridge. My advice? Maybe it’s time to invest in a good therapist. Or a stiff drink. Or both. Because this rollercoaster ain’t slowing down anytime soon.

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