- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, the OG meme coin, is still kicking in the top 15. Look, I’m not saying it’s going to the moon, but it’s clearly mastered the art of surviving in this volatile market. Maybe dogs really are taking over the world. 🐶
- APT (Aptos)
- $7.08: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aptos is up 12%? Someone tell that to the guy who lost $250 million! Maybe he should have bought APT instead of whatever scam he fell for. Just sayin’. 🤷♂️
- QNT (Quant)
- $76.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Quant is quietly killing it with a 5% jump. It’s like the quiet kid in class who ends up graduating top of their class and becoming a billionaire. Don’t sleep on QNT, folks. 🤫
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐
- BUSD, the stablecoin that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. It’s up 0%, which in crypto terms, is basically like losing money. Yawn. 😴
Remember that time Elon Musk tweeted about assassination threats and the Secret Service got involved? No? Well, apparently it happened. And while Elmo’s little Twitter escapade might not directly move the crypto markets, it shows that even the biggest whales can get themselves in hot water. Speaking of whales, one lucky (or incredibly unlucky, depending on how you look at it) guy just lost a quarter BILLION dollars to scammers. Moral of the story? Don’t trust anyone in crypto, especially if they claim to be ‘support staff’. Now, let’s see what other shenanigans went down in this crazy crypto casino we call home.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 69.6M | 452 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 495M | 117 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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+5% | 81% | 76.25 | 1.13B | 72 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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+10% | 1.14 | 1.14B | 66 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
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+1% | 87% | 1576.47 | 1.59B | 53 | MKR | Maker |
| 5 |  |
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+2% | 4.55 | 1.78B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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+8% | 93% | 0.02 | 2.07B | 46 | VET | VeChain |
| 7 |  |
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+3% | 0.08 | 2.53B | 39 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 8 |  |
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+3% | 0.05 | 2.66B | 9734 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 9 |  |
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+3% | 74% | 0.05 | 2.66B | 45 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 10 |  |
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+2% | 176.86 | 3.26B | 28 | XMR | Monero | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+3% | 52% | 0.61 | 3.79B | 44 | MNT | Mantle |
| 12 |  |
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+3% | 70% | 19.15 | 4.03B | 33 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 13 |  |
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+2% | 0.41 | 4.07B | 60 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 14 |  |
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+2% | 63350.8 | 4.14B | 9659 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+3% | 8.5 | 4.45B | 24 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 16 |  |
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+1% | 59% | 0.1 | 4.83B | 32 | XLM | Stellar |
| 17 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 18 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
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4.46 | 5.4B | 19 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 89% | 66.05 | 5.55B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.84 | 5.75B | 17 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.58 | 5.83B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 22 |  |
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+4% | 4.38 | 6.55B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
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94% | 340.63 | 7.15B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 6.89 | 6.89B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 25 |  |
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+7% | 27% | 1.68 | 7.21B | 43 | OP | Optimism |
| 26 |  |
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+4% | 3.81 | 7.47B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+12% | 7.08 | 7.91B | 26 | APT | Aptos | |
| 28 |  |
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+1% | 0 | 8.49B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
So, is the crypto market a dumpster fire or a discount bin this week? Honestly, it’s probably a bit of both. But hey, that’s what makes it so damn entertaining (and potentially profitable). Just remember to DYOR, because as always, I’m not a financial advisor (and even if I was, I probably wouldn’t listen to me either). 🤪