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2024-09-20 WallStreetBets VS Crypto: Round One Fight

Crypto is down bad. Did the Fed just TKO the entire market? Even the supposedly 'stable' coins are about as steady as Elon Musk on Twitter.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $63478.10: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin’s chilling like a grandpa after a Thanksgiving feast. Sure, it’s up this week, but let’s see if it can stomach another rate cut without needing a nap.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin wannabe, is still trying to fetch its way to relevance. This pup needs a serious training montage (and maybe a new marketing team).
  • BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
    • $340.73: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin’s awkward cousin twice removed. It’s trying to stay relevant, but let’s be honest, nobody invited it to the party.
  • ETC (Ethereum Classic)
    • $19.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum Classic— living proof that you can fork a blockchain, but you can’t escape your past. Still kicking, though, like that one sock in your dryer.
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $0.59: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Remember when XRP was supposed to be the future of banking? Turns out, the future of banking is still just… banking.

The crypto streets are whispering about a major whale getting harpooned for a quarter billion dollars! Turns out, even in the decentralized world, trust is about as scarce as common sense in a WallStreetBets thread. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s taking a little snooze after its recent rally. Maybe it’s tired from outrunning the Feds’ rate cuts?


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 94% 340.73 7.16B 15 BCH Bitcoin Cash
1 5.73 5.65B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
2 1 69.6M 450 BUSD BUSD
3 1 35.5B 6 USDC USDC
4 1 5.37B 17 DAI Dai
5 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
6 1 495M 117 TUSD TrueUSD
7 4.48 5.43B 19 NEAR NEAR Protocol
8 5.76 29.4B 9 TON Toncoin
9 56% 0.59 58.8B 7 XRP XRP
10 +1% 0.15 13.2B 10 TRX TRON
11 +1% 6.87 6.87B 22 UNI Uniswap
12 +1% 0.15 13.3B 9653 WTRX Wrapped TRON
13 +1% 89% 66.21 5.56B 20 LTC Litecoin
14 +1% 59% 0.1 4.85B 32 XLM Stellar
15 +1% 87% 1575.55 1.58B 53 MKR Maker
16 +1% 0 8.52B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
17 +1% 94% 63478.1 1.33T 1 BTC Bitcoin
18 +1% 63438.6 4.14B 9659 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
19 +1% 39.88 12B 37 OKB OKB
20 +2% 63402.8 9.71B 9655 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
21 +2% 4.57 1.79B 49 ATOM Cosmos
22 +2% 0.11 15.6B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
23 +2% 0.41 4.06B 60 MATIC Polygon
24 +2% 572.11 83.5B 4 BNB BNB
25 +2% 0.05 2.66B 9734 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
26 +3% 74% 0.05 2.66B 45 HBAR Hedera
27 +3% 79% 0.36 16.2B 11 ADA Cardano
28 +3% 70% 19.23 4.05B 33 ETC Ethereum Classic

So, is the crypto market down for the count? Probably not. It’s more like that fighter who keeps getting knocked down but somehow wins on a technicality. One thing’s for sure: this is why they invented popcorn. 🍿

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