- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, down like a sinking ship! Did someone forget to bring the life rafts? Or maybe they’re all busy buying Intel? Either way, it’s not looking good for this meme coin.
- WHBAR (Wrapped HBAR)
- $0.05: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Wrapped HBAR is the kid in the corner quietly eating their paste while the rest of the class has a meltdown. Sure, it’s up 1%, but let’s be real, this isn’t a participation trophy. Show us some real gains, WHBAR!
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $63423.84: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin BEP2, you’re looking suspiciously stable amidst this chaos. Are you planning something? Don’t tell me, you’re just here for the snacks, right?
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- BUSD, the stablecoin equivalent of a warm glass of milk - boring but reliable… unless you’re lactose intolerant. In this market, even stablecoins are starting to look a little shaky.
Looks like somebody shorted Intel’s hopes and dreams along with its stock. Apollo, the corporate knight in slightly tarnished armor, is riding in with a multi-billion dollar investment. Will it be enough to pull Intel out of the dumpster fire? Let’s just say, I wouldn’t bet my Wrapped HBAR (WHBAR) on it. Speaking of WHBAR, this little-known gem is up 1% today! Meanwhile, the rest of the market is busy re-enacting the Titanic.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 69.6M | 447 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 495M | 117 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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+2% | 81% | 75.7 | 1.13B | 71 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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-1% | 1.14 | 1.14B | 66 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
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87% | 1590.63 | 1.6B | 52 | MKR | Maker | |
| 5 |  |
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-3% | 4.56 | 1.78B | 48 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
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93% | 0.02 | 2.05B | 46 | VET | VeChain | |
| 7 |  |
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0.09 | 2.55B | 39 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 8 |  |
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+1% | 0.05 | 2.75B | 9706 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 9 |  |
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+1% | 74% | 0.05 | 2.75B | 44 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 10 |  |
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-1% | 173.83 | 3.21B | 29 | XMR | Monero | |
| 11 |  |
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-1% | 52% | 0.63 | 3.89B | 43 | MNT | Mantle |
| 12 |  |
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70% | 19.01 | 4.01B | 35 | ETC | Ethereum Classic | |
| 13 |  |
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0.4 | 4.01B | 60 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 14 |  |
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63423.8 | 4.14B | 9631 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 15 |  |
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8.38 | 4.39B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 59% | 0.1 | 4.78B | 34 | XLM | Stellar |
| 17 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 18 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 18 |  |
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89% | 67.51 | 5.67B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 19 |  |
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5.78 | 5.69B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 20 |  |
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+6% | 4.82 | 5.84B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
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0.6 | 6.01B | 41 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 22 |  |
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-1% | 4.34 | 6.5B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
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6.68 | 6.68B | 25 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 24 |  |
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94% | 339.6 | 7.13B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 25 |  |
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-1% | 3.71 | 7.28B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 26 |  |
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-1% | 27% | 1.7 | 7.28B | 45 | OP | Optimism |
| 27 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 8.54B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 28 |  |
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-1% | 7.74 | 8.64B | 27 | APT | Aptos |
The crypto market is about as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. One minute it’s up, the next it’s crashing into the furniture. My advice? Invest in a good therapist and a strong drink. You’re gonna need both.