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2024-09-23 Crypto-Carnage or Buffet Bonanza? You Decide

Buckle up, buttercup! It's a crypto rollercoaster out there, and today's ride is brought to you by the numbers...and my questionable sense of humor.

  • FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
    • $1.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Artificial Superintelligence? Sounds like they’re aiming high, or maybe just watched Terminator one too many times. Still, a 5% bump in this market? They might be onto something…or not.
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $34.56: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI, with a name as exciting as a beige wall, is somehow holding steady. Maybe they’re playing the long game, hoping no one notices them until they’re suddenly ruling the metaverse. Or maybe they’re just boring. The jury’s still out.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Ah, BONK. A name that screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time.” Down 1%? In this bloodbath, that’s practically a win. But let’s be real, this one’s probably going to end with more of a whimper than a bang. Just like my dating life.
  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $1.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ARKHAM is up 11%! They must be doing something right, or maybe everyone else is just doing everything wrong. Either way, I’m keeping an eye on this one. It might actually be crazier than a WSB thread.
  • REEF (Reef)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • REEF’s riding a wave, but is it a tsunami or a rogue ripple in a kiddie pool? 24% is impressive, sure, but context is key in this crazy crypto casino.

Hold on to your hats, folks! Remember Intel? Yeah, that “too big to fail” tech giant that Apollo just threw a multi-billion dollar lifeline to? Well, the crypto streets are echoing with whispers of similar narratives. Some see it as a sign of confidence, others as vultures circling. One thing’s for sure - where big money goes, volatility follows. Let’s see if any of our 10M club contenders are poised for a similar rollercoaster ride…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -6% 4.03 1.04B 98 PENDLE Pendle
1 +5% 95% 1.69 4.44B 23 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
2 +13% 0.06 84.4M 416 LOOM Loom Network
3 -14% 83% 0.08 37.7M 666 MOC Moss Coin
4 +4% 0.07 335M 156 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
5 100% 34.56 726M 90 ORDI ORDI
6 -1% 0 1.63B 58 BONK Bonk
7 -14% 0.43 79.2M 418 ARK Ark
8 0.02 750M 84 CKB Nervos Network
9 -16% 100% 0.08 81.3M 413 ARDR Ardor
10 +11% 22% 1.34 1.34B 165 ARKM Arkham
11 +2% 98% 0.02 1.06B 65 JASMY JasmyCoin
12 +5% 0.12 125M 302 CVC Civic
13 0.04 39M 611 FCT FirmaChain
14 +24% 0 103M 348 REEF Reef
15 +13% 0.07 37.4M 621 UPP Sentinel Protocol
16 +2% 0 407M 157 AMP Amp
17 50% 1.08 194M 365 NAKA Nakamoto Games
18 +2% 0.46 461M 251 YGG Yield Guild Games
19 +10% 0.05 47.7M 552 CLV CLV
20 43% 1.05 2.21B 70 CORE Core
21 +7% 0.04 48.4M 562 DATA Streamr
22 0.14 142M 344 DODO DODO
23 +8% 48% 0.97 971M 123 SUPER SuperVerse
24 +11% 0 438M 158 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
25 +4% 82% 0.05 46.7M 610 BETA Beta Finance
26 67.63 181M 250 TRB Tellor
27 0.39 460M 180 LUNA Terra
28 0.02 469M 194 SUN Sun (New)

So, there you have it. The crypto market - a glorious mess of speculation, innovation, and enough memes to make your head spin. Is it a bubble? Are we all doomed? Will your grandma’s dog’s cousin make a fortune on Doge? Tune in next time for another thrilling episode of ‘As the Crypto Turns’!

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