- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $63552.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The grandpa of crypto is still kicking, but let’s be real, watching paint dry is more exciting at this point. Maybe it’s time for Bitcoin to retire to a beach somewhere… like a digital Bahamas?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2644.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum’s looking sprightly! Could be the after-effects of that whole ‘Merge’ thing, or maybe it’s just happy Bitcoin’s getting old. Either way, congrats on your 2% pump, buddy!
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin’s like that one friend who shows up to the party late, wearing a lampshade as a hat. Sure, it’s fun for a while, but eventually, you’re just left wondering what the point is.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu is like the mosquito at the crypto picnic – annoying, hard to swat away, and you kinda just hope it goes away on its own eventually.
Hold onto your rocket emojis, folks, because Apollo’s sniffing around Intel like a dog at a dropped hotdog! And with Intel potentially going on a tear, who knows what kind of ripple effect that’ll have on our beloved crypto darlings? Maybe we can finally afford those solid gold GPUs… or maybe we’ll just be eating ramen while mining from our mom’s basement. Time will tell.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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94% | 63552.6 | 1.33T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+2% | 2644.71 | 318B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
+1% | 590.33 | 86.1B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 145.33 | 85B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
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-1% | 56% | 0.59 | 58.9B | 7 | XRP | XRP |
| 6 |  |
 |
1 | 36B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
5.65 | 28.9B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 8 |  |
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+2% | 2646.54 | 25.8B | 9624 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 9 |  |
 |
0.11 | 15.6B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
0.15 | 13.3B | 9625 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||
| 11 |  |
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0.15 | 13.2B | 10 | TRX | TRON | ||
| 12 |  |
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79% | 0.35 | 15.9B | 11 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 13 |  |
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56% | 27.55 | 19.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+2% | 40.35 | 12.1B | 38 | OKB | OKB | |
| 15 |  |
 |
11.29 | 11.3B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
63494.6 | 9.73B | 9627 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 7.76 | 8.67B | 27 | APT | Aptos | |
| 18 |  |
 |
0 | 8.59B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
27% | 1.71 | 7.34B | 45 | OP | Optimism | |
| 20 |  |
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3.73 | 7.31B | 41 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 21 |  |
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94% | 340.96 | 7.16B | 15 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 22 |  |
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6.7 | 6.7B | 25 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 23 |  |
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4.36 | 6.52B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 24 |  |
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+1% | 0.61 | 6.07B | 40 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 25 |  |
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+7% | 4.86 | 5.89B | 18 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 26 |  |
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+3% | 5.95 | 5.86B | 17 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 27 |  |
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89% | 67.76 | 5.69B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 19 | DAI | Dai |
So, the crypto market is basically a financial version of a reality TV show: lots of drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional surprise hit. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Just don’t come crying to me when your portfolio is worth less than a bag of magic beans.