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2024-09-23 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die Just Kidding Maybe

Strap in, buttercup, because the crypto market is a wild ride today! We've got soaring highs, crushing lows, and enough drama to make a reality TV star blush.

  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $11.43: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink’s hanging in there like a stage 5 clinger, even with Intel stealing its thunder. Maybe Apollo will bless them with a crumb of investment. A boy can dream.
  • NEAR (NEAR Protocol)
    • $4.89: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • NEAR’s up 23% this week? Someone slipped them a Red Bull. But remember, what goes up, must come down. Unless it’s a rocket emoji. 🚀
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2651.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, the grandpa of the altcoins, is still chugging along. Slow and steady wins the race, right? Or at least gets you second place behind Bitcoin.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu… more like Shiba I-don’t-know-what-I’m-doing. It’s up 1% today, which in crypto world is basically like finding a penny on the sidewalk. Exciting?

Apollo, the investment giant, is pumping billions into Intel. Is this good news for Chainlink? Probably not, but who needs logic when you can ride the hype train? Choo choo! All aboard the Intel rollercoaster, where the dips are steep and the profits are… well, let’s just hope they exist.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +9% 4.89 5.93B 18 NEAR NEAR Protocol
1 +4% 74% 0.06 2.8B 43 HBAR Hedera
2 +4% 5.99 5.91B 17 LEO UNUS SED LEO
3 +4% 0.06 2.79B 9707 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
4 +3% 81% 76.03 1.13B 73 QNT Quant
5 +2% 2649.88 25.8B 9625 stETH Lido Staked ETH
6 +2% 2651.14 319B 2 ETH Ethereum
7 +2% 8.42 4.41B 26 ICP Internet Computer
8 +2% 0.09 2.57B 39 CRO Cronos
9 +2% 93% 0.02 2.07B 46 VET VeChain
10 +2% 11.43 11.4B 14 LINK Chainlink
11 +2% 40.26 12.1B 38 OKB OKB
12 +1% 56% 27.47 19.7B 12 AVAX Avalanche
13 +1% 0.4 4.03B 60 MATIC Polygon
14 +1% 0.61 6.07B 42 ARB Arbitrum
15 +1% 591.78 86.4B 4 BNB BNB
16 +1% 1.14 1.14B 66 LDO Lido DAO
17 +1% 63494 9.73B 9628 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
18 +1% 94% 63532 1.33T 1 BTC Bitcoin
19 +1% 6.74 6.74B 24 UNI Uniswap
20 +1% 87% 1593.26 1.6B 53 MKR Maker
21 +1% 63524.4 4.15B 9632 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
22 +1% 70% 19.08 4.02B 35 ETC Ethereum Classic
23 +1% 0 8.58B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
24 5.61 28.7B 9 TON Toncoin
25 52% 0.63 3.93B 44 MNT Mantle
26 0.15 13.2B 10 TRX TRON
27 79% 0.35 15.9B 11 ADA Cardano
28 27% 1.7 7.31B 45 OP Optimism

The crypto market is basically a financial version of a roller coaster designed by a toddler. Hold on tight, because you never know what ridiculous twist or turn is coming next. And remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses a Lambo.

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