- CEL (Celsius)
- $0.40: ⭐⭐⭐
- A 215% pump this week? For most coins, that’s a decent Tuesday. For Celsius, it’s like putting a band-aid on a nuclear meltdown. You’re still in the radioactive zone, buddy.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen, BabyDoge. It’s not going to happen. You had your 15 minutes of fame, now go play with your Shiba Inu cousins in the meme coin graveyard.
- KILT (KILT Protocol)
- $0.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- KILT, you’re like that kid in school who aced the pop quiz but then forgot to show up for the final exam. 33% gain this past week? That’s cute. Now try doing it when people aren’t looking.
Apollo might be throwing billions at Intel, but it seems like even they are ignoring these ‘so-called’ top gainers. Celsius (CEL) is up 215% for the week? Honey, please, you’re still trading at the price of a cheap cup of coffee after that whole debacle.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+57% | 92% | 2.78 | 233M | 229 | VRSC | VerusCoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+42% | 0.4 | 15.1M | 874 | CEL | Celsius | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+34% | 17% | 0.24 | 70.9M | 966 | KILT | KILT Protocol |
| 3 |  |
 |
+27% | 52% | 0 | 4.93M | 1477 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 4 |  |
 |
+21% | 86% | 0.2 | 200M | 253 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 5 |  |
 |
+18% | 0 | 96.7M | 366 | REEF | Reef | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+18% | 0.13 | 13.2M | 927 | SWAP | TrustSwap | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+17% | 0.08 | 38.4M | 613 | UPP | Sentinel Protocol | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.06 | 82.9M | 420 | LOOM | Loom Network | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.05 | 48.5M | 547 | CLV | CLV | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+10% | 12% | 0.11 | 110M | 928 | ALT | Alitas |
| 11 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.47 | 529M | 110 | AIOZ | AIOZ Network | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+10% | 50% | 0.33 | 33.2M | 844 | STT | Statter Network |
| 13 |  |
 |
+9% | 24% | 0.22 | 446M | 328 | WMT | World Mobile Token |
| 14 |  |
 |
+9% | 99% | 0.21 | 8.14M | 1098 | ADS | Adshares |
| 15 |  |
 |
+8% | 77% | 0.02 | 91.8M | 445 | DAG | Constellation |
| 16 |  |
 |
+8% | 0 | 423M | 161 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.39 | 11.3M | 992 | PPC | Peercoin | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.02 | 26.1M | 714 | VITE | VITE | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.01 | 6.09M | 1209 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+7% | 96% | 0.01 | 87.3M | 405 | STMX | StormX |
| 21 |  |
 |
+7% | 28% | 0.47 | 465M | 292 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 22 |  |
 |
+7% | 64% | 0 | 13.1M | 1076 | CULT | Cult DAO |
| 23 |  |
 |
+7% | 90% | 0.43 | 4.27M | 1356 | RMRK | RMRK |
| 24 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.61 | 55.2M | 895 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.09 | 92.6M | 631 | UOS | Ultra | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+6% | 0 | 7.31M | 1369 | CAPS | Ternoa | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.12 | 122M | 315 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+6% | 48% | 0.96 | 962M | 123 | SUPER | SuperVerse |
So, yeah, the crypto market is a wild ride right now, folks. It’s like trying to predict the weather in a hurricane. The takeaway? Don’t trust anyone, especially not your own gut feeling. Oh, and maybe buy some Intel. Or don’t. I’m not a financial advisor, just a highly sarcastic observer.