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2024-09-24 Crypto Bloodbath: Where Did My Lambo Money Go?

Crypto looking like that one friend who swore they'd pay you back 'this time.' Spoiler: They didn't. We're diving deep into the fully diluted market cap carnage. Buckle up, kids.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $63514.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin is like that one predictable friend. You know they’re boring, but they’ll be there for you (maybe). Holding relatively steady. For now.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2645.15: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum, you good? Asking for a friend who’s worried about their gas fees. Still, gotta respect the OG smart contract king.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin is like that meme you laughed at once and now pretend you never saw. Sorry, Elon. Even your tweets can’t save this one (for now).
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $11.46: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink quietly doing its thing. Like that reliable friend who always picks up the phone at 2 AM, even if they judge you silently.
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu, still trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. Spoiler alert: It’s not going to happen.

Looks like someone on WallStreetBets turned $5k into $630k with $LUMN in a month… meanwhile, most of us are left wondering if our favorite cryptos will ever see green again. Let’s break down the wreckage and see if we can salvage any dignity (or profits).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 94% 63514.2 1.33T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 2645.15 318B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 +2% 602.63 87.9B 4 BNB BNB
4 +1% 147.07 86.1B 5 SOL Solana
5 56% 0.59 58.7B 7 XRP XRP
6 1 35.9B 6 USDC USDC
7 5.59 28.6B 9 TON Toncoin
8 2644.6 25.8B 9633 stETH Lido Staked ETH
9 +1% 0.11 15.8B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 +4% 79% 0.37 16.6B 10 ADA Cardano
11 0.15 13.3B 9634 WTRX Wrapped TRON
12 0.15 13.2B 11 TRX TRON
13 56% 27.37 19.6B 12 AVAX Avalanche
14 -1% 39.73 11.9B 38 OKB OKB
15 +1% 11.46 11.5B 14 LINK Chainlink
16 63280.7 9.69B 9636 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
17 7.83 8.75B 27 APT Aptos
18 0 8.56B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
19 +1% 3.78 7.4B 41 FIL Filecoin
20 -1% 27% 1.68 7.22B 46 OP Optimism
21 +3% 6.95 6.95B 23 UNI Uniswap
22 +4% 4.53 6.79B 15 DOT Polkadot
23 94% 340.68 7.15B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 +8% 5.26 6.37B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
25 -1% 0.6 5.98B 43 ARB Arbitrum
26 -1% 89% 66.67 5.6B 20 LTC Litecoin
27 -6% 5.56 5.48B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
28 1 5.36B 18 DAI Dai

The crypto market is giving us major trust issues. One minute it’s all Lambos and champagne, the next it’s ramen noodles and regret. Will tomorrow bring sunshine or more storm clouds? Stay tuned, because this rollercoaster ain’t stopping anytime soon.

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