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2024-09-24 Crypto Bloodbath: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die

Buckle up, buttercups, because the crypto market is a rollercoaster ride, and today, it's heading straight down the Vomit Comet. We're talking about stablecoins clinging to life rafts and meme coins drowning in a sea of red.

  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin killer, is currently worth less than a grain of sand in the Sahara Desert. Even Elon Musk’s tweets can’t save this sinking ship.
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $63736.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin BEP2 is trying to convince us it’s still relevant, but it’s like that one uncle who shows up to family gatherings in a rusted-out Honda Civic. We get it, you used to be cool.
  • APT (Aptos)
    • $7.86: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Aptos, the so-called ‘safe and scalable’ blockchain, seems to be as effective at holding its value as a screen door on a submarine.
  • XMR (Monero)
    • $167.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Monero, the privacy coin for people with something to hide, is down today. What are they planning? Probably just another rug pull.

Remember that Reddit post where that dude turned $5k into $630k with LUMN? Yeah, this ain’t that. Today’s crypto market makes LUMN look like a safe bet.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.6M 455 BUSD BUSD
1 1 495M 118 TUSD TrueUSD
2 +3% 81% 78.22 1.16B 72 QNT Quant
3 +9% 1.24 1.24B 66 LDO Lido DAO
4 +1% 87% 1615.38 1.62B 53 MKR Maker
5 4.6 1.8B 48 ATOM Cosmos
6 +4% 93% 0.02 2.15B 46 VET VeChain
7 0.09 2.57B 39 CRO Cronos
8 +5% 75% 0.06 2.89B 43 HBAR Hedera
9 +5% 0.06 2.89B 9718 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
10 -3% 167.23 3.08B 30 XMR Monero
11 +1% 52% 0.63 3.93B 44 MNT Mantle
12 70% 19.19 4.04B 35 ETC Ethereum Classic
13 +1% 0.41 4.06B 61 MATIC Polygon
14 63736.6 4.16B 9643 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
15 +8% 9.11 4.77B 22 ICP Internet Computer
16 59% 0.1 4.83B 34 XLM Stellar
17 1 5.37B 18 DAI Dai
18 -3% 5.58 5.5B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
19 89% 67 5.63B 20 LTC Litecoin
20 0.6 6.02B 42 ARB Arbitrum
21 +8% 5.23 6.34B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
22 +1% 94% 343.06 7.2B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 +5% 4.56 6.83B 15 DOT Polkadot
24 +5% 7.01 7.01B 23 UNI Uniswap
25 27% 1.69 7.27B 45 OP Optimism
26 +2% 3.8 7.44B 40 FIL Filecoin
27 0 8.63B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
28 +1% 7.86 8.79B 27 APT Aptos

The crypto market today is like a bad Tinder date - full of empty promises and red flags. Is this the end? Who knows, but I’m keeping my bags packed for the next bull run…or maybe just a one-way ticket to a deserted island.

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