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2024-09-24 Crypto Market: A Clown Fiesta of Volatility

Buckle up, buttercup. The crypto market's putting on a show today, and it's a wild ride of green candles and desperate hope.

  • CEL (Celsius)
    • $0.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Celsius is up 386% this week. Either hell froze over, or someone fat-fingered a buy order.
  • RFR (Refereum)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like Refereum, it’s no wonder this coin is struggling to stay relevant. Even a 51% jump today couldn’t save it from the abyss of obscurity.
  • IMGNAI (imgnAI)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • AI is so hot right now, even crypto wants in. imgnAI jumped 49% today. Let’s see if it can actually generate any returns, or if it’s just another AI hype bubble.
  • GHST (Aavegotchi)
    • $1.18: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Remember those virtual pets we were obsessed with in the 90s? Someone turned them into a cryptocurrency. And it’s up 49% this week. Proof that nostalgia is a powerful drug (and investment strategy?).
  • VRSC (VerusCoin)
    • $3.51: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • VerusCoin sounds like something a Bond villain would use to launder money. But hey, it’s up 141% this week, so maybe I should take notes.

Remember that guy on Reddit who turned $5k into $630k with LUMN? Yeah, well, today’s crypto market feels a bit like that - a chaotic mix of head-scratching gains and the lingering suspicion that it’s all about to go belly up.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +52% 0.61 23M 755 CEL Celsius
1 +51% 0 166K 2241 RFR Refereum
2 +49% 77% 0.01 6.9M 1251 IMGNAI imgnAI
3 +42% 65% 0 4.13M 1472 RFOX RFOX
4 +32% 0.01 13.6M 922 CENNZ CENNZnet
5 +29% 0 48.8K 2447 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
6 +28% 1.18 62.5M 479 GHST Aavegotchi
7 +26% 92% 3.51 294M 218 VRSC VerusCoin
8 +24% 0.17 507M 274 AGI Delysium
9 +21% 0 5.76M 1228 COVAL Circuits of Value
10 +19% 68% 1.68 35.3M 740 DERO Dero
11 +19% 0.01 109M 614 RLY Rally
12 +13% 87% 0.37 40.9M 629 DNX Dynex
13 +13% 0 7.33M 1153 GMM Gamium
14 +13% 0 8.27M 1323 CAPS Ternoa
15 +12% 22% 1.43 1.43B 158 ARKM Arkham
16 +12% 0 109M 332 REEF Reef
17 +12% 30% 0.02 159M 543 GFAL Games for a Living
18 +12% 12% 0.12 123M 888 ALT Alitas
19 +11% 90% 0.01 134M 312 IQ IQ
20 +11% 0.45 453M 224 TRIBE Tribe
21 +11% 56% 0 2.56M 1654 EPX Ellipsis
22 +11% 95% 0 9.43M 1066 KAI KardiaChain
23 +10% 0.04 48.5M 799 XCHNG Chainge
24 +10% 24% 0.02 522M 301 VELO Velo
25 +10% 0.1 51.3M 553 DMTR Dimitra
26 +10% 79% 0.8 78M 483 ERG Ergo
27 +10% 100% 0 5.03M 1275 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
28 +10% 58% 0 787K 2003 LYRA Lyra

The crypto market today: where logic goes to die and meme coins become overnight sensations. Is this a bull market or a bull rodeo? Place your bets, folks, but don’t come crying to me when your portfolio’s down 99% tomorrow.

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