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2024-09-24 Crypto Market: Where Lambo Dreams Go to Die

Buckle up buttercup, it's about to get bumpy in the crypto casino! We're diving into the bargain bin of digital assets with fully diluted market caps under 10 million. Remember those penny stocks your grandma warned you about? Yeah, this is kinda like that, but with more memes and way more existential dread.

  • RFR (Refereum)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • With a 24h price change of 48%, RFR is like that one friend who gets way too hyped at a party, only to pass out face-first in the dip. Dude, pace yourself…or maybe just stay down, this party’s getting weird.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • SNM jumped 25% today. It’s basically the crypto equivalent of finding a slightly less moldy sandwich in the back of your fridge. Technically edible, but not exactly something to brag about.
  • GRV (Grove Coin)
    • $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Grove Coin inched up 2%. Look, I’m not saying it’s slow, but it moves about as fast as a sloth in quicksand.
  • STRM (StreamCoin)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • StreamCoin? More like ScreamCoin if you bought this one. With a fully diluted market cap of $3,520,342.3, it’s about as liquid as the Sahara Desert after a drought.

Hold onto your hats, folks, because today’s crypto market is giving us major LUMN vibes. Remember that Reddit post where some dude turned $5k into $630k in a month with LUMN? Yeah, well, today’s low-cap coins are just BEGGING for that kind of energy (and by energy, we mean reckless speculation). Will any of these digital bottom-feeders turn into the next rocket ship to Tendie Town? Let’s crack open this data dumpster fire and find out!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -3% 0.05 0 3757 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 3% 0.02 504M 872 EXRD e-Radix
2 19% 0 22.4K 2613 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
3 +25% 0 47.6K 2447 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 79% 0 179K 2278 DAWN Dawn Protocol
5 +48% 0 161K 2252 RFR Refereum
6 -6% 0 297K 2160 PLAY Play Token
7 99% 0 483K 1988 MARO Maro
8 0 494K 1974 DREP Drep [new]
9 89% 0.01 826K 1852 WTC Waltonchain
10 58% 0 787K 2003 LYRA Lyra
11 -34% 88% 0 1.05M 1791 YLD Yield App
12 14% 0 1.15M 2250 PTS Petals
13 -16% 69% 0 1.73M 1709 TAMA Tamadoge
14 +2% 0.01 1.35M 1685 GRV Grove Coin
15 87% 0 1.86M 1627 DOCK Dock
16 +1% 83% 0 1.75M 1655 BWO Battle World
17 -7% 97% 0.02 1.77M 1606 WAIT Hourglass
18 0 1.79M 8236 ERC20 ERC20
19 0 1.8M 1595 REV Revain
20 -17% 0.01 2M 1653 VTS Veritise
21 +3% 0.18 2.29M 1530 RGT Rari Governance Token
22 -8% 56% 0 2.33M 1675 EPX Ellipsis
23 -10% 0.04 2.36M 1536 VEGA Vega Protocol
24 0 2.52M 1967 THN Throne
25 +2% 54% 0 2.93M 1632 SSG SOMESING
26 -4% 79% 0 3.06M 1510 FOR ForTube
27 +1% 0.3 3.31M 1414 REP Augur
28 49% 0 3.52M 1607 STRM StreamCoin

The crypto market is like a bad Tinder date - full of red flags, bad jokes, and the sinking suspicion that you’re wasting your precious time. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, right? Right?

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