- ORDI (ORDI)
- $34.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name that sounds like a rejected Pokemon, ORDI’s surprisingly holding its own. Is this a sign of a healthy market or just another head-scratcher in the crypto casino?
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham…sounds like a good place to lock up your money after a day of trading these volatile cryptos. Jokes aside, it’s up 4% - maybe there’s some sanity in this market after all.
- BRICK (r/FortNiteBR Bricks)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐
- Ah yes, because when I think ‘sound investment strategy,’ I think ‘virtual currency from a video game.’ Someone tell these folks about the metaverse land grab… oh wait.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- The name says it all. It’s like the developers knew this was going to end in tears (and hopefully not a rug pull).
- UNIBOT (UniBot)
- $6.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- UniBot - sounds like a cleaning product for unicorn stables. Down 1%? That’s practically a stablehand’s job security in the crypto world.
While everyone’s busy chasing Lambos with LUMN (which, let’s be honest, sounds like a retirement plan for a very confused electrician), some brave souls are venturing into the wild west of 10M cryptos. It’s like betting on a toddler beauty pageant - high risk, questionable judgment, but hey, somebody’s gotta win (or lose spectacularly).
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+4% | 22% | 1.48 | 1.48B | 157 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.08 | 8.49M | 1088 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-1% | 100% | 6.14 | 6.14M | 1205 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
50% | 0.33 | 32.8M | 855 | STT | Statter Network | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-3% | 28% | 0.47 | 470M | 294 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
 |
-2% | 63% | 0 | 8.5M | 1254 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 56.5M | 519 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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-9% | 99% | 0.09 | 93.3M | 375 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 100% | 34.82 | 731M | 87 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
-3% | 82% | 0 | 83M | 459 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
19% | 0 | 22.4K | 2612 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
 |
2770.59 | 3.67B | 9634 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
-4% | 32% | 0.61 | 614M | 237 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 52.6M | 554 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
0 | 298K | 2154 | PLAY | Play Token | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
+19% | 0.17 | 512M | 275 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.01 | 98.8M | 401 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
0.14 | 144M | 878 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.03 | 25.3M | 742 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.06 | 6.33M | 1215 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-3% | 4% | 0.01 | 65.3M | 1450 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
 |
+45% | 77% | 0.01 | 6.91M | 1253 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 43% | 1.04 | 2.19B | 71 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
 |
+10% | 30% | 0.02 | 158M | 549 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
 |
0 | 14.1M | 931 | NEXA | Nexa | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
-4% | 86% | 0.19 | 195M | 261 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.05 | 25.4M | 1141 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.01 | 1.31M | 1691 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
0 | 1.63B | 59 | BONK | Bonk |
The crypto market is a beautiful disaster, a car crash you can’t look away from. Invest wisely, dear readers, or at least invest in a good sense of humor. You’re going to need it.