- MULTI (Multichain)
- $0.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Multichain is the dark horse of the week, exploding like a SpaceX rocket fueled by hopium and Red Bull. Is this sustainable? Probably not. But hey, neither is my diet of instant ramen and energy drinks.
- AGI (Delysium)
- $0.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- AGI up 26%? More like AGI-tation! This coin is swinging harder than a chimpanzee on a tire swing. Hold on tight, this could get messy.
- GFAL (Games for a Living)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Games for a Living? More like Games for a Laughable Portfolio if you bought this at its peak. Still, a 25% pump is a 25% pump. I’d call that a win in this economy.
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Snek? Seriously? This coin’s name is as uninspired as my dating profile bio. Even with an 11% bump, it’s still stuck in the digital penny stocks.
- EDU (Open Campus)
- $0.68: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Open Campus is up 13% this week? Maybe students are finally catching on that their tuition money is better spent on memecoins than textbooks.
Looks like El Salvador is putting their money where their volcano is - literally. They’ve mined enough Bitcoin to buy a used Honda Civic! Maybe they can use the rest to short Nvidia, since Jensen Huang just cashed out enough to buy a small island.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+122% | 14% | 0.25 | 25.1M | 1395 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 1 |  |
 |
+38% | 0.02 | 22.9M | 791 | MDX | Mdex | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+36% | 77% | 0.03 | 115M | 402 | DAG | Constellation |
| 3 |  |
 |
+30% | 58% | 0 | 1.03M | 1927 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 4 |  |
 |
+26% | 80% | 1.83 | 117M | 378 | PHB | Phoenix |
| 5 |  |
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+26% | 0.21 | 640M | 242 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+25% | 30% | 0.02 | 199M | 497 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 7 |  |
 |
+24% | 74% | 0 | 102M | 436 | RACA | RACA |
| 8 |  |
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+21% | 37% | 0.45 | 903M | 158 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 9 |  |
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+20% | 82% | 0 | 24.9M | 792 | WAGMIGAMES | WAGMI Games |
| 10 |  |
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+19% | 66% | 0.36 | 72.7M | 564 | BOSON | Boson Protocol |
| 11 |  |
 |
+16% | 0.07 | 18.7M | 824 | NOIA | Synternet | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.02 | 24.3M | 889 | HELLO | HELLO Labs | |
| 13 |  |
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+13% | 35% | 0.26 | 128M | 585 | LOKA | League of Kingdoms Arena |
| 14 |  |
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+13% | 32% | 0.68 | 680M | 228 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 15 |  |
 |
+13% | 0 | 89.8M | 604 | ATLAS | Star Atlas | |
| 16 |  |
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+13% | 0.03 | 28.3M | 715 | VITE | VITE | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.04 | 2.7M | 1492 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+12% | 0 | 8.28M | 1108 | GMM | Gamium | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.01 | 18.7M | 822 | VLX | Velas | |
| 20 |  |
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+12% | 86% | 0.09 | 36.7M | 681 | VAI | VAIOT |
| 21 |  |
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+12% | 50% | 1.34 | 241M | 319 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 22 |  |
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+11% | 40.77 | 408M | 193 | METIS | Metis | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+11% | 42.24 | 358M | 240 | ILV | Illuvium | |
| 24 |  |
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+11% | 0.01 | 11.7M | 1132 | OPEN | Open Custody Protocol | |
| 25 |  |
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+11% | 84% | 0.37 | 366M | 165 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 26 |  |
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+11% | 0.11 | 57M | 542 | DMTR | Dimitra | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+11% | 0 | 62.5M | 501 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 28 |  |
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+11% | 80% | 0.03 | 33.2M | 728 | CEEK | CEEK VR |
The crypto market is like a drunken monkey trying to ride a unicycle on a tightrope - entertaining, unpredictable, and likely to end in disaster. So, naturally, we’re all glued to our screens. What could possibly go wrong?