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2024-09-25 Crypto-Carnage or Just Another Tuesday?

Buckle up, buttercups, it's another day of crypto mayhem! We're diving into the latest market moves, and trust us, it's more predictable than a soap opera plotline.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $63703.33: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The OG crypto is proving more resilient than a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse. It’s down today, but hey, at least El Salvador is mining it with volcanoes! 🔥
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2621.73: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum is like that reliable friend who always picks up the slack. Holding steady while the others are busy melting down like a popsicle on a summer day.
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin is the meme that just won’t quit, kind of like that song you can’t get out of your head. It’s up this week, but let’s be real, it’s mostly fueled by Elon Musk’s tweets.
  • AVAX (Avalanche)
    • $27.63: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Avalanche is putting on a brave face with an 18% 7-day gain, but we’ve seen this movie before. It’s like getting excited about a rally on a red day – enjoy it while it lasts.

While Nvidia’s CEO is probably out there building a mansion with his GPU-powered profits, the crypto streets are filled with more tears than a WSB YOLO gone wrong. Our 2024-09-25 snapshot of the 1B cryptos is like watching a slow-motion train wreck – you know it’s bad, but you can’t look away.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 87% 1574.86 1.58B 55 MKR Maker
1 -1% 595.23 86.9B 4 BNB BNB
2 -1% 0.15 13B 11 TRX TRON
3 -1% 6.85 6.85B 26 UNI Uniswap
4 2621.73 316B 2 ETH Ethereum
5 0.15 13.2B 9643 WTRX Wrapped TRON
6 2621.7 25.7B 9642 stETH Lido Staked ETH
7 89% 66.25 5.57B 20 LTC Litecoin
8 56% 0.59 58.8B 7 XRP XRP
9 52% 0.63 3.9B 44 MNT Mantle
10 39.87 12B 38 OKB OKB
11 1 69.6M 464 BUSD BUSD
12 1 495M 124 TUSD TrueUSD
13 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
14 1 36B 6 USDC USDC
15 1 5.36B 18 DAI Dai
16 0.41 4.08B 61 MATIC Polygon
17 63618.5 9.75B 9645 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
18 94% 63703.3 1.34T 1 BTC Bitcoin
19 63824.4 4.17B 9649 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
20 0.11 15.9B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
21 93% 0.02 2.15B 46 VET VeChain
22 56% 27.63 19.8B 12 AVAX Avalanche
23 9.16 4.79B 22 ICP Internet Computer
24 168.62 3.11B 30 XMR Monero
25 5.2 6.3B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
26 59% 0.1 4.84B 35 XLM Stellar
27 +1% 70% 19.29 4.06B 34 ETC Ethereum Classic
28 +1% 0.09 2.58B 40 CRO Cronos

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. But hey, that’s what makes it entertaining, right? Tune in next time for more crypto chaos and market meltdowns!

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