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2024-09-25: Crypto-Coaster Takes a Dive Buckle Up Buttercups

It's a bloodbath out there in the crypto-arena! Some coins are taking a nap, others are doing the electric shuffle. Let's break it down...

  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The Dogecoin-killer that’s still trying to find its bark. Hey, at least it’s up 2% - every Satoshi counts when you’re dodging the dog catcher.
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $63862.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The Bitcoin that’s trying to be cool by hanging out on the Binance Smart Chain. It’s like your dad trying to use Gen Z slang. Price is flat, just like dad’s jokes.
  • MKR (Maker)
    • $1575.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The OG DeFi darling is down 2%? Must be a slow news day in the world of decentralized finance. Still, a solid performer - like that reliable friend who always picks up the tab.
  • APT (Aptos)
    • $8.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Aptos is up 4% and making moves like that one friend who always wins at beer pong. Is it skill or just pure luck? The crypto-world may never know.

Caroline Ellison, the FTX ‘queen’ who snitched on her boyfriend and got 2 years for scamming billions, would probably trade her jail time for a chance to manipulate these market moves. Speaking of manipulation, is anyone surprised that El Salvador is mining Bitcoin with volcanoes? Talk about playing with fire (literally).


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.6M 463 BUSD BUSD
1 1 495M 125 TUSD TrueUSD
2 81% 78.57 1.17B 73 QNT Quant
3 1.24 1.24B 66 LDO Lido DAO
4 -2% 87% 1575.12 1.58B 55 MKR Maker
5 +4% 4.83 1.89B 48 ATOM Cosmos
6 93% 0.02 2.15B 46 VET VeChain
7 0.09 2.59B 40 CRO Cronos
8 +3% 0.06 2.99B 9723 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
9 +3% 75% 0.06 3B 41 HBAR Hedera
10 +1% 169.49 3.13B 30 XMR Monero
11 52% 0.63 3.92B 44 MNT Mantle
12 70% 19.36 4.08B 34 ETC Ethereum Classic
13 0.41 4.08B 61 MATIC Polygon
14 63862.3 4.17B 9648 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
15 +1% 9.2 4.81B 22 ICP Internet Computer
16 59% 0.1 4.84B 35 XLM Stellar
17 1 5.36B 18 DAI Dai
18 -1% 89% 66.29 5.57B 20 LTC Litecoin
19 +2% 5.7 5.62B 19 LEO UNUS SED LEO
20 +1% 0.61 6.13B 42 ARB Arbitrum
21 5.21 6.32B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
22 -1% 6.89 6.89B 25 UNI Uniswap
23 +2% 94% 349.93 7.35B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 +1% 4.63 6.94B 15 DOT Polkadot
25 +1% 27% 1.72 7.39B 45 OP Optimism
26 +3% 3.92 7.68B 39 FIL Filecoin
27 +2% 0 8.8B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
28 +4% 8.2 9.17B 26 APT Aptos

So, there you have it, folks! The crypto-market: where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘rug pull’. One thing’s for sure: tomorrow will be another wild ride. Don’t forget your helmets (and maybe a barf bag).

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