- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.05: ⭐⭐
- ‘Old’ in the name says it all. This one’s about as relevant as a flip phone in a TikTok world. 0/10, would not even short. Even the WallStreetBets folks aren’t touching this one.
- EXRD (e-Radix)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- e-Radix sounds like a rejected energy drink from the 90s. Low price, zero percent change…this coin is as exciting as watching paint dry. Maybe it’s time for a rebrand? How about ’e-Zzzzz’?
- BeAI (BeNFT Solutions)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Another day, another AI coin trying to cash in on the hype. With a name like ‘BeNFT Solutions,’ it’s like they’re trying too hard to be cool. Spoiler alert: they’re not. This one’s about as useful as screen door on a submarine.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- A 5% drop? In this market? That’s practically a win! This coin’s making me contemplate investing in actual, physical bridges. At least then I could jump off if things go south.
Speaking of dumpster fires, remember Trump’s social media company? Turns out, shorting that hot mess was like shooting fish in a barrel, according to the geniuses on WallStreetBets. Some lucky ducks even made a cool $60k. Meanwhile, Nvidia’s CEO is out here casually selling $713 million worth of stock. Must be nice. Too bad our low-cap champions can’t even afford a decent leather jacket.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | +1% | 0.05 | 0 | 4119 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |||
1 | 3% | 0.02 | 509M | 880 | EXRD | e-Radix | |||
2 | 19% | 0 | 22.4K | 2621 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |||
3 | -5% | 0 | 44.9K | 2465 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |||
4 | -9% | 0 | 146K | 2282 | RFR | Refereum | |||
5 | +1% | 79% | 0 | 182K | 2285 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol | ||
6 | +6% | 0 | 317K | 2148 | PLAY | Play Token | |||
7 | -2% | 99% | 0 | 471K | 2011 | MARO | Maro | ||
8 | +7% | 0.01 | 529K | 1969 | DREP | Drep [new] | |||
9 | -29% | 88% | 0 | 739K | 1901 | YLD | Yield App | ||
10 | +1% | 89% | 0.01 | 839K | 1854 | WTC | Waltonchain | ||
11 | +31% | 58% | 0 | 1.04M | 1925 | LYRA | Lyra | ||
12 | -2% | 14% | 0 | 1.12M | 2265 | PTS | Petals | ||
13 | -2% | 0.01 | 1.32M | 1701 | GRV | Grove Coin | |||
14 | +8% | 69% | 0 | 1.88M | 1694 | TAMA | Tamadoge | ||
15 | +1% | 87% | 0 | 1.89M | 1624 | DOCK | Dock | ||
16 | -6% | 83% | 0 | 1.64M | 1682 | BWO | Battle World | ||
17 | -3% | 97% | 0.02 | 1.71M | 1622 | WAIT | Hourglass | ||
18 | 0 | 1.79M | 8255 | ERC20 | ERC20 | ||||
19 | 0 | 1.8M | 1603 | REV | Revain | ||||
20 | +8% | 0.01 | 2.18M | 1632 | VTS | Veritise | |||
21 | -1% | 0.18 | 2.25M | 1539 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |||
22 | -2% | 56% | 0 | 2.27M | 1697 | EPX | Ellipsis | ||
23 | -1% | 0 | 2.49M | 1995 | THN | Throne | |||
24 | +19% | 0.04 | 2.81M | 1480 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |||
25 | -21% | 59% | 0 | 4.7M | 1468 | QOM | Shiba Predator | ||
26 | -2% | 54% | 0 | 2.86M | 1641 | SSG | SOMESING | ||
27 | 79% | 0 | 3.06M | 1514 | FOR | ForTube | |||
28 | -1% | 0.3 | 3.25M | 1429 | REP | Augur |
The crypto market is a cruel mistress. Just when you think you’ve found the next Bitcoin, it turns out to be another rug pull waiting to happen. So, keep your diamond hands close, your memes closer, and your sense of humor closest. Because in this game, you either laugh or you cry. Or, you know, just short Trump’s next venture.