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2024-09-25 Crypto Market: Where Lambo? More Like Lame-borghini

Another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride. Buckle up, buttercup, because today's market is serving up a potent cocktail of mediocrity, with a side of 'meh.'

  • AGI (Delysium)
    • $0.21: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • This Delysium thing is up 24%? In this market? Someone tell Caroline, she could use a win.
  • SNEK (Snek)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • ‘Snek’ - Even the name screams ‘I have no idea what I’m doing.’ Down, but not out. Like my uncle’s plumbing business.
  • GFAL (Games for a Living)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • GFAL - Because who needs a real job when you can ‘game’ for a living?Spoiler alert: Almost everyone.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • BONK - Goes up 6%? This might be the most action it’s seen since…ever.

Caroline Ellison might be going to prison, but at least she doesn’t have to stare at these charts. Speaking of bad ideas, remember when SNEK was all the rage? Yeah, me neither. It’s down, but hey, at least it’s not an FTX-level disaster (yet). Meanwhile, Nvidia’s CEO is probably buying a volcano to mine Bitcoin with all the cash he just got from selling stock. Just another day in the wild world of crypto, folks!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +1% 22% 1.51 1.51B 158 ARKM Arkham
1 -2% 0.07 8.24M 1101 BRICK r/FortNiteBR Bricks
2 -1% 100% 6.06 6.06M 1223 UNIBOT UniBot
3 +1% 50% 0.33 33.4M 855 STT Statter Network
4 +5% 28% 0.5 496M 289 NTRN Neutron
5 63% 0 8.42M 1268 BAD Bad Idea AI
6 +10% 0 62.3M 500 SNEK Snek
7 99% 0.09 92.9M 377 BITCOIN HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20)
8 +5% 100% 36.64 769M 84 ORDI ORDI
9 82% 0 83.8M 466 LADYS Milady Meme Coin
10 19% 0 22.4K 2622 BeAI BeNFT Solutions
11 2754.01 3.92B 9648 WBETH Wrapped Beacon ETH
12 +9% 32% 0.67 675M 227 EDU Open Campus
13 +2% 0 54M 557 AIDOGE ArbDoge AI
14 +6% 0 317K 2151 PLAY Play Token
15 +24% 0.21 636M 240 AGI Delysium
16 -2% 0.01 96.8M 411 SDEX SmarDex
17 0.14 144M 890 UNS UNS TOKEN
18 +1% 0.03 25.8M 748 NXRA Nexera
19 -6% 0.06 5.93M 1251 OPTI Optimus AI
20 +1% 4% 0.01 66.3M 1449 HVH HAVAH
21 77% 0.01 6.94M 1264 IMGNAI imgnAI
22 +2% 43% 1.06 2.24B 70 CORE Core
23 +25% 30% 0.02 197M 498 GFAL Games for a Living
24 -3% 0 13.7M 952 NEXA Nexa
25 +7% 86% 0.21 209M 251 0x0 0x0.ai
26 +6% 0.05 27.1M 1123 TOMI tomi
27 -2% 0.01 1.28M 1719 GRV Grove Coin
28 +6% 0 1.73B 59 BONK Bonk

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market today: a lukewarm bath of uninspired price movements and questionable decisions. But hey, at least we’re not El Salvador, right? (Yet.)

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