- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $63819.97: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The OG crypto is still king, even if it’s starting to look a little long in the tooth. Kind of like that one uncle who still wears a pager. You know he’s got money, but you’re not sure why.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $2622.52: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is like the smart kid in class who finally learned how to socialize. Now it’s got all the cool kids (dApps) hanging out in its blockchain.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $12.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is quietly making moves, like that kid in gym class who suddenly benches 200 pounds. Don’t sleep on this one, folks. It’s connecting blockchains faster than you can say ‘DeFi’.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin is like that one friend who shows up to a party uninvited and somehow becomes the life of it. You’re not sure how it’s still relevant, but hey, everyone’s having fun.
- SOL (Solana)
- $149.80: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Solana, Solana, Solana…always trying to race, but always tripping over its own feet. When it works, it’s fast. When it doesn’t…well, let’s just say there have been a lot of apologies.
Speaking of dumpster fires, remember Caroline Ellison and her ‘best witness ever’ award? Turns out, even snitching on your ex-boyfriend (who just so happens to be running a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme) only gets you so far. Meanwhile, in a plot twist even crazier than SBF’s hair, El Salvador is out here mining Bitcoin with VOLCANOES. I mean, who needs regulation when you’ve got geothermal energy, right? Let’s see if those Bitcoin gains are hotter than the lava they’re using to mine them.
Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
0 | 94% | 63820 | 1.34T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |||
1 | 2622.52 | 316B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||||
2 | 1 | 121B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||||
3 | +1% | 149.8 | 87.7B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |||
4 | -1% | 596.12 | 87B | 4 | BNB | BNB | |||
5 | 56% | 0.59 | 58.7B | 7 | XRP | XRP | |||
6 | 1 | 36B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||||
7 | 5.63 | 28.8B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | ||||
8 | 2621.71 | 25.7B | 9641 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||||
9 | +3% | 77% | 0.38 | 17.2B | 10 | ADA | Cardano | ||
10 | 0.11 | 15.9B | 8 | DOGE | Dogecoin | ||||
11 | 0.15 | 13.2B | 9642 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | ||||
12 | -1% | 0.15 | 13B | 11 | TRX | TRON | |||
13 | 56% | 27.57 | 19.7B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |||
14 | +6% | 12.17 | 12.2B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |||
15 | 39.8 | 11.9B | 38 | OKB | OKB | ||||
16 | 63662.3 | 9.75B | 9644 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||||
17 | +3% | 8.12 | 9.08B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |||
18 | +2% | 0 | 8.75B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |||
19 | +3% | 3.91 | 7.66B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | |||
20 | +2% | 27% | 1.72 | 7.37B | 45 | OP | Optimism | ||
21 | +1% | 4.6 | 6.89B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |||
22 | +2% | 94% | 348.55 | 7.32B | 16 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | ||
23 | -1% | 6.88 | 6.88B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |||
24 | 5.21 | 6.31B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||||
25 | +2% | 0.61 | 6.13B | 42 | ARB | Arbitrum | |||
26 | +3% | 5.76 | 5.68B | 19 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |||
27 | 89% | 66.19 | 5.56B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |||
28 | 1 | 5.36B | 18 | DAI | Dai |
The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a bunch of caffeine-fueled toddlers - unpredictable, terrifying, and occasionally makes you puke. But hey, at least it’s never boring, right?