- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name this ridiculous, it’s either going to the moon or the dog house. And with a 4% jump, maybe people are starting to believe in the BONK.
- WBETH (Wrapped Beacon ETH)
- $2746.69: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Someone forgot to tell WBETH that wrapping yourself in ETH doesn’t make you a king. That price tag might attract some whales, though.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.47: ⭐⭐⭐
- It’s called Arkham, like the asylum. Coincidence? Maybe. But with a -2% dip, it’s not exactly a healthy return.
- UNIBOT (UniBot)
- $5.96: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- UniBot sounds like a rejected Transformer, but hey, at least it’s not in the red today. Still, I wouldn’t bet my lunch money on it.
- PLAY (Play Token)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- This coin’s trying to convince you to ‘play,’ but with a price that looks like a typo, it’s more like ‘pay to watch paint dry.’
Speaking of gambling, our boy Logan Paul is back in the news, reminding us that CryptoZoo wasn’t a zoo at all, but a digital petting zoo full of empty promises. He’s basically telling his ‘investors’ ’tough luck, you should have brought bigger bags to hold these losses.’ Meanwhile, Caroline Ellison’s getting a 2-year time-out for making billions disappear. Seems like the only difference between crypto and a casino is the dress code.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-2% | 22% | 1.47 | 1.47B | 164 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.07 | 8.08M | 1119 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-1% | 100% | 5.96 | 5.96M | 1229 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
+10% | 50% | 0.37 | 37M | 820 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
-3% | 28% | 0.48 | 478M | 296 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
 |
-4% | 63% | 0 | 8.01M | 1280 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+4% | 0 | 65M | 490 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+6% | 99% | 0.1 | 99.4M | 369 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
100% | 36.39 | 764M | 86 | ORDI | ORDI | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-3% | 82% | 0 | 80.7M | 476 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
19% | 0 | 22.4K | 2625 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
 |
2746.69 | 3.91B | 9655 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
32% | 0.67 | 672M | 227 | EDU | Open Campus | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 55.9M | 551 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+46% | 0 | 466K | 2063 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.2 | 586M | 249 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.01 | 94M | 422 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
 |
0.14 | 144M | 889 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.03 | 25.1M | 763 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.06 | 6.02M | 1247 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-4% | 4% | 0.01 | 63.4M | 1467 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 77% | 0.01 | 6.74M | 1272 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
 |
43% | 1.07 | 2.25B | 72 | CORE | Core | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+10% | 30% | 0.02 | 219M | 472 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 13.5M | 970 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-4% | 86% | 0.2 | 199M | 260 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.05 | 26.7M | 1128 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.01 | 1.25M | 1729 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+4% | 0 | 1.8B | 58 | BONK | Bonk |
The crypto market today? A giant game of musical chairs where the music stopped about a year ago, and everyone’s pretending they still have a seat. My advice? Don’t catch a falling knife, unless you’re into that sort of thing.