- EXRD (e-Radix)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This coin’s been stuck in a coma since… well, since forever. It’s like the Logan Paul of crypto - all hype, no substance. Maybe it’s hoping for a Jake Paul-style comeback? Don’t hold your breath.
- PLAY (Play Token)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- This one’s called ‘Play Token’? More like ‘Pay to Lose’ Token, am I right? With a name like that, it’s clearly gunning for a spot in the Crypto Zoo Hall of Shame.
- TAMA (Tamadoge)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Okay, ‘Tamadoge’… I’ll give them points for originality. It’s like Dogecoin and Tamagotchi had a baby, and somehow, it’s still less embarrassing than Logan Paul’s NFT project. I’m cautiously optimistic about this one, but let’s be real - this whole market’s a gamble.
- RFOX (RFOX)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- RFOX? Sounds like a rejected Star Wars character. With a -18% plunge, it’s clearly on the run from the Empire… or maybe just from reality.
- VEGA (Vega Protocol)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Vega Protocol sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie, but with an -11% dip, it’s more like a low-budget indie film. Potential? Maybe. A good investment? Jury’s still out.
Caroline Ellison got a whole 24 months in the slammer for her role in the FTX fiasco. Turns out, crime does pay… if you consider a couple years of free room and board a decent payout. Meanwhile, our beloved altcoins are putting on their own tragicomic performance. Let’s break down the also-rans in the ‘10M and below’ club, shall we?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-2% | 0.05 | 0 | 4053 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
 |
3% | 0.02 | 506M | 881 | EXRD | e-Radix | |
| 2 |  |
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19% | 0 | 22.4K | 2624 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 3 |  |
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+11% | 0 | 50K | 2457 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 4 |  |
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-1% | 79% | 0 | 179K | 2293 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 5 |  |
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+10% | 0 | 160K | 2263 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 6 |  |
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+46% | 0 | 466K | 2062 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 7 |  |
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+6% | 99% | 0 | 499K | 1989 | MARO | Maro |
| 8 |  |
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+6% | 0.01 | 565K | 1948 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 89% | 0.01 | 822K | 1867 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 10 |  |
 |
+6% | 88% | 0 | 787K | 1887 | YLD | Yield App |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 58% | 0 | 1.02M | 1933 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 12 |  |
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-8% | 14% | 0 | 1.02M | 2287 | PTS | Petals |
| 13 |  |
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-6% | 0.01 | 1.24M | 1731 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 69% | 0 | 1.86M | 1697 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 15 |  |
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87% | 0 | 1.88M | 1627 | DOCK | Dock | |
| 16 |  |
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-2% | 97% | 0.02 | 1.68M | 1628 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 17 |  |
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+4% | 83% | 0 | 1.71M | 1670 | BWO | Battle World |
| 18 |  |
 |
0 | 1.79M | 8279 | ERC20 | ERC20 | ||
| 19 |  |
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0 | 1.8M | 1604 | REV | Revain | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.01 | 2.01M | 1660 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 21 |  |
 |
0.18 | 2.24M | 1538 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | ||
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 56% | 0 | 2.31M | 1692 | EPX | Ellipsis |
| 23 |  |
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-11% | 0.04 | 2.48M | 1523 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 24 |  |
 |
0 | 2.5M | 1985 | THN | Throne | ||
| 25 |  |
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-2% | 59% | 0 | 4.6M | 1472 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 54% | 0 | 2.93M | 1638 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 27 |  |
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-18% | 65% | 0 | 3.05M | 1574 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 28 |  |
 |
79% | 0 | 3.06M | 1512 | FOR | ForTube |
So, there you have it - today’s crypto market roundup, where even the winners feel like losers. Remember folks, in the wild west of digital assets, it’s survival of the fittest… or at least the funniest. Until next time, try not to lose all your money (unless it’s on something ridiculous, then by all means, go for it).