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2024-09-26 Crypto Bloodbath or Buffet? You Decide

Buckle up buttercup, it's a rollercoaster of emotions in cryptoland! We're talking wild swings, meme-tastic tokens, and enough drama to make a soap opera jealous. Let's dive into the data dumpster fire and see who's swimming naked!

  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • With a name like BONK, it’s either going to the moon or crashing back down to Earth. At least it’s living up to its name with that 1% 24-hour change. Just like that Reddit user who thought they could 10x their money, some dreams are destined to be BONKED. 😂
  • ORDI (ORDI)
    • $36.39: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • ORDI is the quiet kid in the corner, up 0% while everyone else is either euphoric or panicking. Is it the next big thing or just boring? Jury’s still out. Kind of like trying to figure out if Caroline Ellison genuinely feels bad or is just putting on a good show.

Speaking of naked swimmers, our boy Logan Paul is getting absolutely roasted for calling CryptoZoo investors “gamblers” after his NFT project went belly up. Sounds familiar, right? Almost like someone claiming ‘I just wanted to 10x my initial investment’ before their portfolio goes up in smoke. The moral of the story? In crypto, everyone’s a genius in a bull market. In a bear market? It’s every man for himself.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 95% 1.66 4.38B 24 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
1 +10% 0.07 375M 149 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
2 +1% 0 1.77B 58 BONK Bonk
3 +6% 4.4 1.14B 93 PENDLE Pendle
4 +2% 37% 0.44 879M 165 ID SPACE ID
5 100% 36.39 764M 86 ORDI ORDI
6 +16% 0 468M 157 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
7 22% 1.48 1.48B 163 ARKM Arkham
8 0.54 75.8M 448 HIFI Hifi Finance
9 -1% 98% 0.02 1.14B 65 JASMY JasmyCoin
10 -2% 0.39 461M 181 LUNA Terra
11 +3% 50% 1.38 249M 310 NAKA Nakamoto Games
12 -5% 70.05 188M 251 TRB Tellor
13 +12% 0.23 117M 326 HIVE Hive
14 0.02 751M 88 CKB Nervos Network
15 0.47 469M 254 YGG Yield Guild Games
16 43% 1.07 2.24B 72 CORE Core
17 -7% 0.2 589M 248 AGI Delysium
18 -1% 84% 0.35 347M 172 ZRX 0x Protocol
19 -1% 0.02 459M 199 SUN Sun (New)
20 -2% 90% 0.01 133M 323 IQ IQ
21 -1% 48% 1.03 1.03B 119 SUPER SuperVerse
22 +4% 1.19 1.06B 68 OM MANTRA
23 +8% 0 87.7M 401 REEF Reef
24 +5% 74% 0 109M 419 RACA RACA
25 79% 0.04 266M 233 SKL SKALE
26 -2% 80% 1.75 112M 393 PHB Phoenix
27 -3% 0.29 129M 338 TLOS Telos
28 -2% 0.42 76.7M 434 ARK Ark

Well, there you have it folks, another day, another dollar lost in the crypto casino. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye…or their life savings. Stay tuned, because this wild ride is far from over!

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