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2024-09-26 Crypto Bloodbath: Where Did My Tendies Go?

Another day, another opportunity to lose your life savings in the crypto casino. Grab your helmets, folks, it's about to get bumpy.

  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Play Token… more like ‘Pay to Lose’ Token, amirite? This one’s up 46% today, which means absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things. It’s like celebrating a win at a rigged carnival game.
  • BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Baby Doge Coin. Even the name screams ‘pump and dump.’ Don’t be fooled by the cute name, this one’s about as stable as a newborn giraffe on roller skates.
  • ZANO (Zano)
    • $5.66: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Zano… Zano, Zano… It’s like that kid in school who tried really hard but never quite made it onto the ‘popular’ list. Still, a 15% jump today is nothing to sneeze at. Maybe there’s hope for Zano yet?

Speaking of risky bets, our dear Logan Paul is learning that ‘puffery’ only gets you so far. Turns out, telling your CryptoZoo investors they ‘gambled and lost’ doesn’t make you the most popular kid on the blockchain. Karma’s a real… well, you get the idea.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +46% 0 466K 2062 PLAY Play Token
1 +21% 14% 0.31 30.5M 1319 MULTI Multichain
2 +16% 88% 0 781K 1893 YLD Yield App
3 +16% 0 50K 2457 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
4 +15% 0.48 22.6M 896 MTRG Meter Governance
5 +15% 5.66 81M 435 ZANO Zano
6 +14% 24% 0.27 531M 299 WMT World Mobile Token
7 +14% 0.23 118M 325 HIVE Hive
8 +14% 100% 0.15 17.7M 834 ZERC zkRace
9 +13% 99% 0 501K 1985 MARO Maro
10 +13% 82% 0 28.3M 766 WAGMIGAMES WAGMI Games
11 +11% 0 450M 159 BabyDoge Baby Doge Coin
12 +10% 87% 0.42 46.3M 612 DNX Dynex
13 +10% 50% 0.37 36.9M 818 STT Statter Network
14 +10% 40% 0 37.3M 891 PIT Pitbull
15 +9% 0.29 57.1M 934 XCAD XCAD Network
16 +9% 0 160K 2265 RFR Refereum
17 +9% 79% 2.95 14.2M 1008 MCB MUX Protocol
18 +9% 21.13 2.11B 5330 VERI Veritaseum
19 +9% 3.3 49.4M 635 GAFI GameFi.org
20 +9% 0.07 66M 500 POLY Polymath
21 +8% 0 28.8M 714 KISHU Kishu Inu
22 +8% 0 37.2M 1395 NVIR NvirWorld
23 +7% 100% 0 5.07M 1279 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
24 +7% 1.88 188M 4615 LYXe LUKSO [Old]
25 +6% 64% 0.19 19.5M 961 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
26 +6% 30% 0.02 213M 477 GFAL Games for a Living
27 +6% 0.01 565K 1945 DREP Drep [new]
28 +6% 0.33 90.8M 488 DAO DAO Maker

So, there you have it, folks - a glimpse into the wild world of crypto. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an ETH. And by someone, I mean probably you. Happy trading… or something.

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