- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- BONK, BONK… Is this the sound of this coin hitting the bottom? With a 20% drop, it’s like watching a hamster on a wheel - lots of movement, no real progress. And the name? Let’s just say it doesn’t inspire confidence (unless you’re into financial self-flagellation).
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Snek? More like Sneak, because this coin’s been quietly slithering its way up 15%. Still, with a price tag under a penny, you’re basically buying digital lint. But hey, even lint can catch on fire sometimes, right?
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $41.97: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Look at Mr. High Roller over here! ORDI’s sitting pretty with a 15% gain and a price that doesn’t require a microscope to see. Maybe there’s hope for these baby cryptos after all. Or maybe it’s just a bull trap. Who knows with these things?
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.50: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ARKM, Arkham… sounds like a Batman villain, but with a 1% gain, it’s more like a sidekick. Solid performance, but nothing to write home about. Maybe it’s waiting for the signal to go full Joker.
- BAD (Bad Idea AI)
- $0.00: ⭐
- The name says it all, folks. BAD is down 5% and trading for less than a fraction of a cent. This coin’s future is about as bright as a black hole. Avoid like the plague (or a financial advisor who recommends it).
Remember SMCI, that stock that took a nosedive faster than a pigeon with a broken wing? Yeah, today’s crypto market is giving off similar vibes. Volatility is the name of the game, and these baby cryptos are swinging like a pendulum in a hurricane.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+1% | 22% | 1.5 | 1.5B | 165 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.08 | 8.58M | 1104 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+2% | 100% | 6.11 | 6.11M | 1230 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
+5% | 50% | 0.39 | 39.2M | 814 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
+1% | 28% | 0.48 | 484M | 299 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
 |
-5% | 63% | 0 | 7.53M | 1307 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+15% | 0 | 75M | 466 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+19% | 99% | 0.12 | 119M | 330 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
 |
+15% | 100% | 41.97 | 881M | 80 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
+14% | 82% | 0 | 92.7M | 450 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
19% | 0 | 22.4K | 2628 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 2787.92 | 3.97B | 9658 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+1% | 32% | 0.69 | 686M | 226 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
 |
+8% | 0 | 60.7M | 538 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-20% | 0 | 372K | 2115 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.19 | 577M | 259 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.01 | 92.8M | 436 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
 |
0.14 | 144M | 904 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.03 | 28.3M | 737 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
 |
0.06 | 6.05M | 1252 | OPTI | Optimus AI | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 4% | 0.01 | 59.9M | 1489 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
 |
+2% | 77% | 0.01 | 6.91M | 1271 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
 |
+5% | 43% | 1.13 | 2.37B | 71 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
 |
+5% | 30% | 0.02 | 230M | 471 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 13.9M | 972 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-5% | 86% | 0.19 | 188M | 278 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.05 | 28M | 1123 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.01 | 1.27M | 1734 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+16% | 0 | 2.09B | 54 | BONK | Bonk |
The crypto market today is like a reality show competition - a bunch of hopefuls vying for attention, some surprising upsets, and a whole lot of drama. Tune in next time to see who survives the elimination round. And remember, in crypto, never invest more than you can afford to lose (or light on fire).