- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like ‘Bonk,’ it’s either going to zero or to the moon. Today, it chose the latter – this coin’s up 17%, proving that sometimes, even the silliest names can yield serious gains.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $39.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This ain’t your grandma’s blue-chip stock, folks. ORDI’s up 9% – a solid gain, but one that makes you wonder if it’s about to pull a ‘Christian Bale’ and go on a furious rant…or correction.
- REEF (Reef)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Reef’s surging like that BABA stock that made someone a ‘first-time millionaire’ – a 28% jump! Is it sustainable? Who knows! But it’s making waves bigger than a tsunami in a teacup right now.
- AXL (Axelar)
- $0.73: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Move over, slow-moving economy, AXL’s in a hurry! A 17% pump – either someone’s got insider info (SEC, anyone?), or this is just another day at the crypto casino.
- LUNA (Terra)
- $0.40: ⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, LUNA, back from the dead like a zombie in a horror movie. A 4% gain might sound good, but considering its history, I’d sooner short it than bet my life savings on it.
Remember that guy on WallStreetBets who turned $270 into $16,000 with SMCI puts? Well, today’s crypto rollercoaster ride makes that look like a kiddie ride. While the S&P 500 lazily climbed 3% last quarter (yawn!), these digital assets are battling it out like gladiators in the Colosseum, with fortunes made and lost in the blink of an eye.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+17% | 0 | 2.07B | 53 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
 |
95% | 1.66 | 4.36B | 25 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+9% | 100% | 39.82 | 836M | 83 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 3 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.08 | 385M | 150 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+3% | 4.57 | 1.18B | 94 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 22% | 1.51 | 1.51B | 164 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 6 |  |
 |
+2% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.17B | 66 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 7 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.02 | 769M | 91 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+6% | 43% | 1.13 | 2.38B | 70 | CORE | Core |
| 9 |  |
 |
+28% | 0 | 113M | 342 | REEF | Reef | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.49 | 494M | 252 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+3% | 72.52 | 194M | 251 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.02 | 476M | 224 | SUN | Sun (New) | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 37% | 0.43 | 859M | 169 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 0 | 460M | 162 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.4 | 480M | 183 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 16 |  |
 |
50% | 1.37 | 247M | 322 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+17% | 0.73 | 850M | 112 | AXL | Axelar | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.22 | 108M | 353 | HIVE | Hive | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+4% | 24% | 0.02 | 551M | 301 | VELO | Velo |
| 20 |  |
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-4% | 64% | 1.12 | 649M | 145 | BNX | BinaryX |
| 21 |  |
 |
+6% | 24.62 | 287M | 186 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 48% | 1.05 | 1.05B | 124 | SUPER | SuperVerse |
| 23 |  |
 |
+2% | 84% | 0.35 | 355M | 175 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 24 |  |
 |
+10% | 81% | 0.11 | 163M | 308 | TRU | TrueFi |
| 25 |  |
 |
+5% | 71% | 0.15 | 148M | 357 | RARE | SuperRare |
| 26 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.19 | 575M | 259 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+12% | 1.74 | 963M | 134 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+3% | 1.24 | 1.1B | 69 | OM | MANTRA |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market today: where logic goes to die, and memes become million-dollar assets. One thing’s for sure: it’s never boring. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go figure out how to turn my digital cat pictures (NFTs, duh) into a down payment on a Lambo.