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2024-09-27 Crypto Charlatans: Fully Diluted Edition

Buckle up, buttercup! The crypto casino is open and the roulette wheel of fully diluted market cap is spinning faster than a hamster on a wheel after a triple espresso.

  • WHBAR (Wrapped HBAR)
    • $0.06: ⭐⭐
    • Wrapped HBAR - because even the crypto space needs its own version of a participation trophy. Down 5% today? Shocker. This one’s about as exciting as watching paint dry on a rainy day. At least it’s not Trump Media, right?
  • BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
    • $65656.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin BEP2 - The OG crypto is still kicking, It’s like that one 80’s action star still making movies… They may be past their prime, but they’ll always have a special place in our hearts (and portfolios).
  • WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
    • $65437.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Wrapped Bitcoin - Hey look, it’s Bitcoin in a cheap tuxedo! Don’t let the fancy name fool you, it’s still the same old Bitcoin underneath. But hey, at least it’s up 2% - someone’s buying into this masquerade.
  • BUSD (BUSD)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • BUSD - The stablecoin that’s about as exciting as a beige wall. But hey, in a market full of volatile clowns, sometimes boring is good. It’s like that reliable friend who always picks up the phone… even if they are a bit dull.

Speaking of stocks imploding faster than a Trump SPAC, our beloved Wrapped HBAR (WHBAR), is down 5%… just like UAV dumping Trump Media shares! Coincidence? I think not! It’s almost like the universe is telling us to pour our life savings into… well, definitely not that.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 1 69.6M 476 BUSD BUSD
1 1 495M 129 TUSD TrueUSD
2 81% 80.3 1.2B 76 QNT Quant
3 +2% 1.29 1.29B 67 LDO Lido DAO
4 +7% 87% 1680.36 1.69B 57 MKR Maker
5 +5% 5.16 2.02B 48 ATOM Cosmos
6 +5% 93% 0.03 2.31B 46 VET VeChain
7 +1% 0.09 2.62B 42 CRO Cronos
8 163.09 3.01B 33 XMR Monero
9 +5% 75% 0.06 3.08B 41 HBAR Hedera
10 +5% 0.06 3.08B 9733 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
11 +4% 52% 0.66 4.13B 45 MNT Mantle
12 +2% 65656.7 4.29B 9658 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
13 +4% 0.43 4.34B 62 MATIC Polygon
14 +3% 70% 20.7 4.36B 31 ETC Ethereum Classic
15 +2% 59% 0.1 4.96B 35 XLM Stellar
16 +4% 9.58 5.02B 22 ICP Internet Computer
17 1 5.37B 19 DAI Dai
18 +2% 89% 69.07 5.8B 20 LTC Litecoin
19 +2% 5.93 5.84B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
20 +3% 0.64 6.4B 43 ARB Arbitrum
21 +5% 5.65 6.85B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
22 +3% 94% 360.48 7.57B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
23 +2% 4.9 7.35B 15 DOT Polkadot
24 +5% 7.39 7.39B 24 UNI Uniswap
25 +4% 27% 1.81 7.77B 47 OP Optimism
26 +2% 4.19 8.21B 39 FIL Filecoin
27 8.24 9.21B 26 APT Aptos
28 +2% 65437 10B 9654 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin

So there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto rollercoaster ride. The only sure thing in this market is uncertainty… and maybe the occasional rug pull. But hey, who needs a 401k when you can YOLO it all on meme coins, right?

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