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2024-09-27 Cryptos: Bears are Still Here 10M

Crypto land is a battlefield, and this week, the bears are hosting a barbeque... with most altcoins on the menu. Buckle up, it's about to get brutal (and hilarious).

  • WTC (Waltonchain)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐
    • Down 76% in a week? Oof, someone call a search party… I think Waltonchain is lost in the woods. This is what happens when you try to combine blockchain with supply chain management – a logistical nightmare. Maybe someone should tell them about FedEx?
  • BNX (BinaryX)
    • $1.11: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Hey, look, a survivor! BinaryX is clinging to life out here… barely. Down only 4%? In this bloodbath, that’s practically a gain. They’re like the cockroach of the crypto world - they’ll probably outlive us all.
  • DUST (Dust Protocol)
    • $0.17: ⭐
    • With a name like ‘Dust Protocol,’ I’m not surprised this thing is down. Who wants to invest in something that sounds like it belongs under your couch? It’s like the forgotten sock of the crypto market – no one knows how it got there, and no one wants to touch it.
  • NAKA (Nakamoto Games)
    • $1.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Nakamoto Games… trying to cash in on the OG Bitcoin mystique, I see. It’s like naming your band ‘The Beatles 2.0’. Listen, I appreciate the ambition, but maybe focus on delivering a product that doesn’t make investors want to rage quit?

Speaking of brutal, did you hear about Nancy Pelosi’s husband and his impeccable timing with Visa stock? This market’s enough to make you think everyone’s got an inside line… except us, apparently. Anyway, while we’re not allowed to front-run the DOJ, we can point and laugh at these cryptos.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -76% 89% 0 196K 2237 WTC Waltonchain
1 -21% 0 40.4K 2482 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 -21% 2% 0.02 16.6M 2004 GF GuildFi
3 -20% 0 1.43M 1682 REV Revain
4 -20% 0 371K 2116 PLAY Play Token
5 -14% 0.17 5.57M 1447 DUST Dust Protocol
6 -12% 18.48 1.85B 5550 VERI Veritaseum
7 -9% 1.71 171M 4413 LYXe LUKSO [Old]
8 -8% 0.06 58.2M 543 POLY Polymath
9 -8% 77% 0.03 107M 428 DAG Constellation
10 -8% 86% 0.19 187M 279 0x0 0x0.ai
11 -7% 0.01 522K 1975 DREP Drep [new]
12 -7% 0.22 108M 353 HIVE Hive
13 -7% 0.06 6.86M 1591 FUND Unification
14 -6% 0.04 84.1M 437 EVER Everscale
15 -5% 63% 0 7.54M 1305 BAD Bad Idea AI
16 -5% 17% 0.22 63.7M 1038 KILT KILT Protocol
17 -5% 3.12 46.7M 660 GAFI GameFi.org
18 -5% 90% 0.44 4.44M 1362 RMRK RMRK
19 -4% 80% 1.68 107M 412 PHB Phoenix
20 -4% 88% 0 717K 1916 YLD Yield App
21 -4% 0.01 124M 365 ALI Artificial Liquid Intelligence
22 -4% 64% 1.11 646M 145 BNX BinaryX
23 -4% 0.4 403M 230 TRIBE Tribe
24 -4% 4% 0.01 60.1M 1486 HVH HAVAH
25 -4% 98% 0.15 146M 291 RSS3 RSS3
26 -4% 78% 0 103M 434 RACA RACA
27 -4% 14% 0.22 21.7M 1453 MULTI Multichain
28 -3% 50% 1.34 241M 325 NAKA Nakamoto Games

Well, there you have it, folks. Another week, another crypto bloodbath. It’s enough to make you want to… actually, I’m not sure what’s riskier right now – keeping your money in crypto or trying to time the market like Nancy Pelosi’s husband. Good luck out there, you’re gonna need it.

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