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2024-09-30 Bear Cryptos 1B: JPows Good Afternoon Hangover

Crypto is nursing a JPow-induced hangover, and some coins are wearing it worse than others. Buckle up, buttercups, it's about to get brutal!

  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $12.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Even in this market, Chainlink is hanging tough. It’s like that one guy at the party who can hold his liquor. Everyone else is puking, but Chainlink is still going strong… for now. Remember guys, ‘Not a loss until you sell!’
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, the OG meme coin, is down, but its loyal army of followers are still buying the dip. They’re like that group of friends who keep going back to the same awful bar because they’re too cheap to go anywhere else.
  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $63801.17: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, the old man of crypto, is down, but don’t count it out just yet. It’s like that aging boxer who keeps getting knocked down but somehow always manages to get back up. Can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but old dogs can still bite.

Remember that Reddit post about the dude sweating bullets after JPow’s ‘good afternoon’? Well, the crypto markets clearly didn’t get the memo. It’s a bloodbath out there, folks. Even Bitcoin, the grandpa of crypto, is down. And don’t even get me started on…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -6% 0 10.8B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
1 -4% 0.12 17.7B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
2 -3% 9.3 4.87B 24 ICP Internet Computer
3 -3% 12.13 12.1B 14 LINK Chainlink
4 -3% 575.82 84B 4 BNB BNB
5 -3% 151.46 2.79B 34 XMR Monero
6 -2% 94% 63801.2 1.34T 1 BTC Bitcoin
7 -2% 63864.7 4.17B 9675 BTCB Bitcoin BEP2
8 -2% 77% 0.39 17.4B 10 ADA Cardano
9 -2% 87% 1609.3 1.62B 58 MKR Maker
10 -2% 4.89 1.91B 49 ATOM Cosmos
11 -2% 3.96 7.77B 39 FIL Filecoin
12 -2% 89% 67.26 5.65B 20 LTC Litecoin
13 -2% 0.63 6.25B 42 ARB Arbitrum
14 -2% 63881.9 9.78B 9671 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
15 -2% 0.41 4.1B 63 MATIC Polygon
16 -2% 70% 19.92 4.2B 32 ETC Ethereum Classic
17 -2% 5.31 6.44B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
18 -2% 4.64 6.96B 15 DOT Polkadot
19 -1% 29% 1.83 7.87B 41 OP Optimism
20 -1% 81% 74.24 1.1B 79 QNT Quant
21 -1% 75% 0.06 2.98B 45 HBAR Hedera
22 -1% 2615.94 315B 2 ETH Ethereum
23 -1% 56% 28.39 20.3B 12 AVAX Avalanche
24 -1% 41.83 12.5B 37 OKB OKB
25 -1% 0.08 2.54B 44 CRO Cronos
26 -1% 93% 0.03 2.18B 47 VET VeChain
27 -1% 0.06 2.99B 9748 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
28 -1% 94% 344.72 7.24B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash

The crypto market is looking about as pretty as a bowl of overnight ramen. Is this a dip, or are we all just early for the apocalypse? Stay tuned, kids. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride! gif

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