- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- This coin is appropriately named. It’s down but with a 2,285,313,022.05 USD market cap, somebody is getting BONKED. Hopefully, they’re into that sort of thing.
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $1.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham…like the Asylum? With only a 6% gain, this one is about as exciting as watching paint dry in a sensory deprivation tank.
- UNIBOT (UniBot)
- $6.14: ⭐⭐⭐
- UniBot sounds like a rejected Transformer. It’s down 2%, proving that even robots aren’t immune to market forces.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20))
- $0.14: ⭐
- The name alone should’ve been a red flag. HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu? What in the actual heck? Even with a 10% gain, this coin is about as appealing as a bowl of cold, soggy fries.
- LADYS (Milady Meme Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Another day, another meme coin. Milady is down 2%, proving that chivalry is dead, even in the crypto-verse.
Remember SQUID Game crypto, that rug pull faster than you can say ‘red light, green light?’ Well, some folks never learn. This week’s batch of baby cryptos includes gems like ‘HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu.’ Yes, you read that right. Apparently, meme coins are still a thing.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+6% | 22% | 1.61 | 1.61B | 157 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
0.07 | 8.14M | 1135 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | ||
| 2 |  |
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-2% | 100% | 6.14 | 6.14M | 1232 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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+1% | 50% | 0.36 | 35.6M | 844 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
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+4% | 28% | 0.49 | 489M | 297 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-13% | 63% | 0 | 10M | 1224 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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-2% | 0 | 76.2M | 462 | SNEK | Snek | |
| 7 |  |
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+10% | 99% | 0.14 | 140M | 295 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) |
| 8 |  |
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+1% | 100% | 39.89 | 838M | 81 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-2% | 82% | 0 | 80.9M | 487 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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19% | 0 | 20.3K | 2641 | BeAI | BeNFT Solutions | |
| 11 |  |
 |
2764.06 | 3.93B | 9671 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 12 |  |
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-2% | 32% | 0.66 | 659M | 230 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 13 |  |
 |
+10% | 0 | 82M | 457 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+11% | 0 | 368K | 2129 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.19 | 555M | 262 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 16 |  |
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-1% | 0.01 | 89.6M | 442 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 17 |  |
 |
0.15 | 153M | 884 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.05 | 39.2M | 637 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 19 |  |
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-3% | 0.06 | 6.22M | 1247 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 20 |  |
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+2% | 4% | 0.01 | 61.3M | 1492 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 21 |  |
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-6% | 77% | 0.01 | 6.35M | 1303 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 22 |  |
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-2% | 43% | 1.08 | 2.28B | 70 | CORE | Core |
| 23 |  |
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-6% | 30% | 0.02 | 219M | 482 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 24 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 16M | 917 | NEXA | Nexa | |
| 25 |  |
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-1% | 86% | 0.17 | 175M | 287 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 26 |  |
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+2% | 0.05 | 24.1M | 1190 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 27 |  |
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0.01 | 1.26M | 1742 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 28 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 2.29B | 52 | BONK | Bonk |
The crypto market is a cruel mistress, full of pump-and-dumps, rug pulls, and enough hopium to intoxicate a small country. This week’s baby cryptos are no exception. So, if you’re feeling lucky, throw some money at these coins. But don’t come crying to us when you’re left holding the bag. Remember folks, in crypto, you either win or you die…of laughter at other people’s misfortune.