- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- With a name like BONK, it’s either going to zero or to the moon. It’s anyone’s guess, really. Like that time you tried to short the dip but accidentally bought high. Classic BONK moment.
- LUNA (Terra)
- $0.44: ⭐⭐⭐
- Remember when LUNA went bust? Good times. Well it’s back, baby, and this time it’s… still pretty sus. Like your friend’s ‘guaranteed’ investment strategy that involves pigeons and a Ouija board.
- ETHW (EthereumPoW)
- $3.91: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- The less-cool cousin of Ethereum is trying to prove it’s not a complete waste of space. It’s like when you try to convince your friends you’re over your ex, but you still stalk their Instagram every five minutes.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Another day, another dog-themed coin trying to ride the meme-coin wave. At this point, it’s more oversaturated than a Kardashian’s Instagram feed. Seriously, just buy a real dog.
Remember SQUID coin? Yeah, the one that went from zero to hero to rug pull faster than you can say ‘play-to-earn’? Well, today’s crypto rollercoaster has some serious déjà vu vibes. We’ve got coins mooning, coins crashing, and enough FOMO to make a Wall Street Bets user blush. Let’s break it down, shall we?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+3% | 0 | 2.31B | 51 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 1 |  |
 |
0.48 | 88.3M | 413 | ARK | Ark | ||
| 2 |  |
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+7% | 0.44 | 522M | 171 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 3 |  |
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-1% | 95% | 1.57 | 4.14B | 28 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 4 |  |
 |
+20% | 0.02 | 185M | 302 | USTC | TerraClassicUSD | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.08 | 406M | 147 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+7% | 3.91 | 421M | 143 | ETHW | EthereumPoW | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+4% | 22% | 1.59 | 1.59B | 158 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 8 |  |
 |
100% | 39.23 | 824M | 83 | ORDI | ORDI | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.02 | 790M | 89 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 4.22 | 1.09B | 103 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.52 | 524M | 247 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 12 |  |
 |
98% | 0.02 | 1.18B | 65 | JASMY | JasmyCoin | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-1% | 100% | 0.08 | 84.1M | 424 | ARDR | Ardor |
| 14 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.84 | 234M | 229 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+4% | 1.88 | 1.04B | 129 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 16 |  |
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+3% | 50% | 1.43 | 257M | 307 | NAKA | Nakamoto Games |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 72.41 | 194M | 251 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+2% | 2.69 | 326M | 228 | UMA | UMA | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-2% | 43% | 1.09 | 2.28B | 70 | CORE | Core |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.02 | 410M | 244 | SUN | Sun (New) | |
| 21 |  |
 |
0.27 | 167M | 276 | SXP | Solar | ||
| 22 |  |
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+1% | 99% | 0.45 | 117M | 332 | PUNDIX | Pundi X (New) |
| 23 |  |
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-1% | 90% | 0.01 | 134M | 323 | IQ | IQ |
| 24 |  |
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-4% | 64% | 1.03 | 598M | 149 | BNX | BinaryX |
| 25 |  |
 |
-4% | 32% | 0.66 | 661M | 230 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 26 |  |
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+17% | 55% | 0.48 | 96.8M | 544 | DIA | DIA |
| 27 |  |
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+6% | 0 | 81.9M | 456 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 483M | 157 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin |
So, there you have it. The crypto market is as predictable as ever (read: not at all). One thing’s for sure: it’s a great way to make money. Or lose it all. Either way, it’s going to be entertaining. Happy trading, degens! May the odds be ever in your favor (but probably not).