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2024-09-30 Crypto-Carnage: Bloodbath or Bull Trap?

Markets are down, portfolios are redder than a baboon's backside, and your 'sure thing' altcoin just became a 'sure-fire way to lose your lunch money'. Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get bumpy.

  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2603.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The grandpa of altcoins took a nap. Maybe someone should check its pulse, make sure it’s not hitting the early bird special in retirement land.
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $154.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Remember that friend who swore this was the ‘Ethereum killer’? They’re probably hiding under a rock right now. Turns out, hype can’t outrun reality forever.
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $0.63: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The SEC’s favorite punching bag is actually holding up…sorta. Guess even a cockroach can survive a nuclear apocalypse. Or maybe the lawyers are just really good at their jobs.
  • TON (Toncoin)
    • $5.77: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Telegram’s abandoned lovechild seems to be finding its feet…or at least it’s not faceplanting as hard as some others. Maybe there’s hope for the misfits after all.

Remember SQUID coin? Yeah, the one that went from zero to hero to zero again faster than a sugar rush in a kindergarten class? Seems like crypto hasn’t learned its lesson! Today’s data dump is enough to make even the most diamond-handed HODLer sweat.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +1% 59% 0.1 5.06B 31 XLM Stellar
1 7.48 7.48B 23 UNI Uniswap
2 5.93 5.84B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
3 1 36.1B 6 USDC USDC
4 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
5 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai
6 1 69.5M 472 BUSD BUSD
7 1 495M 125 TUSD TrueUSD
8 7.86 8.79B 28 APT Aptos
9 56% 0.63 62.7B 7 XRP XRP
10 0.16 13.6B 9671 WTRX Wrapped TRON
11 0.16 13.4B 10 TRX TRON
12 5.77 29.5B 9 TON Toncoin
13 0.08 2.54B 43 CRO Cronos
14 -1% 52% 0.63 3.89B 46 MNT Mantle
15 -1% 154.23 90.3B 5 SOL Solana
16 -1% 2602.53 25.6B 9670 stETH Lido Staked ETH
17 -1% 5.31 6.44B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
18 -1% 2603.28 313B 2 ETH Ethereum
19 -1% 1.3 1.3B 64 LDO Lido DAO
20 -1% 152.75 2.82B 34 XMR Monero
21 -1% 0.06 2.96B 9750 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
22 -1% 56% 28.12 20.1B 12 AVAX Avalanche
23 -1% 81% 74.27 1.11B 78 QNT Quant
24 -1% 94% 341.64 7.17B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
25 -1% 93% 0.02 2.16B 47 VET VeChain
26 -2% 75% 0.06 2.95B 45 HBAR Hedera
27 -2% 0.62 6.22B 42 ARB Arbitrum
28 -2% 4.61 6.92B 15 DOT Polkadot

So, there you have it. Another day, another crypto roller coaster ride. Just remember, when everyone else is panicking, that’s probably the best time to buy. Or maybe not. Look, I’m just a crypto-analyst, not a financial advisor. I’m here for the laughs, not the lawsuits. Disclaimer: Always consult with a qualified professional before making any financial decisions, because let’s face it, you probably need it.

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