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2024-09-30 Crypto-Clown Fiesta: Top Coins Hijacking the Big Top

Buckle up, buttercup! Crypto's at it again, with enough drama to make a reality TV star blush. We're diving deep into the fully diluted market cap, where dreams are inflated and rug pulls are always lurking.

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $64570.36: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • The granddaddy of crypto is back! Bitcoin’s like that aging boxer who still packs a punch. Sure, it’s lost a step or two (down 1% today!), but you don’t want to get caught in its crosshairs.
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $2638.20: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum’s the reliable sidekick, always there, always innovating. It’s like the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman - maybe not as flashy, but quietly building an empire.
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $12.25: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ah, Chainlink, the data oracle of the blockchain. It’s like that friend who always has the inside scoop. But hey, even oracles have bad days, and this one’s down 2%. Don’t shoot the messenger, right?
  • DOGE (Dogecoin)
    • $0.12: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Dogecoin, the meme-coin that refuses to die. It’s like that one friend who shows up to a black-tie event in a banana costume. You can’t take it seriously… or can you?
  • SHIB (Shiba Inu)
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Shiba Inu, trying to out-meme Dogecoin since 2020. It’s like the younger sibling always trying to one-up the older one. Down 3% today - maybe it’s time to try a different strategy.

Remember the Squid Game token? Yeah, that whole ‘play-to-earn’ promise went about as well as a hamster trying to navigate a hedge fund. It’s a jungle out there, folks, and today’s top contenders are swinging for the fences (or should we say, ‘for the moon’?). Let’s just hope they don’t trip over their own hype…


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 94% 64570.4 1.36T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 2638.2 318B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 1 121B 3 USDT Tether USDt
3 156.92 91.9B 5 SOL Solana
4 -2% 582.09 84.9B 4 BNB BNB
5 +2% 56% 0.65 64.5B 6 XRP XRP
6 1 36.1B 7 USDC USDC
7 +1% 5.83 29.8B 9 TON Toncoin
8 2635.71 25.9B 9665 stETH Lido Staked ETH
9 -2% 0.12 17.9B 8 DOGE Dogecoin
10 77% 0.39 17.6B 10 ADA Cardano
11 0.15 13.5B 9666 WTRX Wrapped TRON
12 0.16 13.4B 11 TRX TRON
13 56% 28.79 20.6B 12 AVAX Avalanche
14 -1% 41.81 12.5B 37 OKB OKB
15 -2% 12.25 12.3B 14 LINK Chainlink
16 -3% 0 11B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
17 -1% 64410.3 9.86B 9668 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
18 +2% 8.04 8.99B 26 APT Aptos
19 +1% 29% 1.87 8.01B 41 OP Optimism
20 4.02 7.89B 40 FIL Filecoin
21 +1% 7.5 7.5B 23 UNI Uniswap
22 4.71 7.06B 15 DOT Polkadot
23 94% 347.9 7.31B 16 BCH Bitcoin Cash
24 5.35 6.49B 17 NEAR NEAR Protocol
25 0.64 6.4B 42 ARB Arbitrum
26 5.89 5.81B 18 LEO UNUS SED LEO
27 89% 68.24 5.73B 20 LTC Litecoin
28 1 5.36B 19 DAI Dai

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market - where logic goes to die and fortunes are won and lost on a wing and a prayer. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or their entire life savings. Stay tuned, because this roller coaster is just getting started!

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