- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Shiba Inu, down 7%? Honey, when you’ve lost as much value as this dog-themed meme coin, a 7% dip is like a Tuesday. Maybe it’s time to accept you’re chasing Peter Thiel’s Palantir losses at this point. Woof.
- APT (Aptos)
- $7.88: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Aptos is like that kid at the kids’ table trying to sound smart by using big words they don’t understand. Sure, you’ve got some tech, but can you compete with the cool kids like Bitcoin? Jury’s still out, buddy.
- UNI (Uniswap)
- $7.59: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Uniswap, you’re up 2%? In this economy? Okay, maybe you’re not a complete disaster. Let’s see if you can hold onto those gains before you start bragging.
- FIL (Filecoin)
- $3.95: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Filecoin, you’re down 2% and stuck in the middle of the pack. You’re like the Jan Brady of the crypto world – always overshadowed and kinda forgettable. Get back to us when you’ve got a real use case, okay?
Speaking of babies, remember SQUID Game coin? Yeah, that Netflix-hyping, rug-pulling, meme-tastic disaster from 3 years ago? Feels like just yesterday we were all glued to our screens, watching that play out in real-time. Now, that was crypto entertainment at its finest. Too bad most of these 1B coins couldn’t pull off a scam that exciting.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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52% | 0.63 | 3.94B | 46 | MNT | Mantle | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.63 | 6.3B | 42 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
7.88 | 8.81B | 28 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
-1% | 29% | 1.82 | 7.84B | 41 | OP | Optimism |
| 4 |  |
 |
5.83 | 29.8B | 9 | TON | Toncoin | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
-3% | 9.26 | 4.85B | 25 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 6 |  |
 |
2630.78 | 25.8B | 9671 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
1.32 | 1.32B | 63 | LDO | Lido DAO | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
+2% | 7.59 | 7.59B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.62 | 6.93B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.35 | 6.49B | 17 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 11 |  |
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-7% | 0 | 10.8B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 12 |  |
 |
56% | 28.47 | 20.4B | 12 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 13 |  |
 |
156.38 | 91.6B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 19 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
1 | 69.5M | 475 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.06 | 2.98B | 9750 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 17 |  |
 |
75% | 0.06 | 2.99B | 45 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 63977.9 | 4.18B | 9678 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.93 | 5.84B | 18 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 41.31 | 12.4B | 37 | OKB | OKB | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.41 | 4.09B | 64 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 4.89 | 1.91B | 49 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 63906.4 | 9.79B | 9674 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.08 | 2.54B | 44 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
1 | 36B | 6 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
81% | 74.97 | 1.12B | 79 | QNT | Quant | |
| 27 |  |
 |
1 | 495M | 126 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 3.95 | 7.74B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin |
So, there you have it – the toddlers of the crypto world are just as volatile, unpredictable, and frankly, exhausting as ever. But hey, maybe someday they’ll grow up, learn to code, and become productive members of the blockchain. Or maybe they’ll just keep throwing tantrums and hoping someone throws them a bone (preferably a Dogecoin). Time will tell, I guess. Or maybe it won’t. Who knows with crypto?