- KAI (KardiaChain)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 19% today? Oof, someone’s been hitting the sell button harder than a toddler on a sugar rush. Still, a 58% gain over the week suggests this one might be worth keeping an eye on. Like that weird kid in high school who ended up a millionaire, you never know.
- DIONE (Dione Protocol)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Flatlining harder than a heart rate monitor in a horror movie. DIONE, more like D-I-DONE, am I right? Maybe try buying some actual oxygen, that’s got to be worth more than this right now.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Ah, BabyDoge, proof that a cute name can only carry you so far. With a price lower than your chances of winning the lottery, this one’s about as appealing as a used diaper.
- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Yield App… more like Yield Nope! This coin’s down bad, losing 62% over the week. Guess those promised yields weren’t yielding so much after all. Time to cut your losses and invest in a good therapist.
- SUSHI (SushiSwap)
- $0.85: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Finally, a glimmer of hope in this sea of red! SUSHI’s holding relatively steady. Maybe people are too busy ordering takeout to panic sell? Whatever it is, I’ll take a side of green with my crypto California roll.
Remember SQUID coin, the play-to-earn crypto scam inspired by the Netflix show Squid Game? Yeah, that whole “rug pull” thing three years ago. While today’s market dip might not be as dramatic (yet), it’s a stark reminder that not all cryptos are created equal. Some are destined for greatness, others for the digital graveyard. Let’s see who’s bleeding out today, shall we?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-19% | 95% | 0 | 13.6M | 965 | KAI | KardiaChain |
| 1 |  |
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-16% | 96% | 0.01 | 88.8M | 417 | DIONE | Dione Protocol |
| 2 |  |
 |
-15% | 88% | 0 | 588K | 1988 | YLD | Yield App |
| 3 |  |
 |
-15% | 0.04 | 36.1M | 666 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-12% | 18.89 | 1.89B | 5924 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-12% | 0.01 | 13.2M | 1105 | OPEN | Open Custody Protocol | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.05 | 9.93M | 1231 | MLT | MILC Platform | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-11% | 78% | 0 | 108M | 424 | RACA | RACA |
| 8 |  |
 |
-11% | 64% | 0.17 | 17.6M | 1017 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 9 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.03 | 25.4M | 835 | ALU | Altura | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 4.35M | 1370 | VGX | VGX Token | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-9% | 57% | 0 | 2.1M | 1740 | EPX | Ellipsis |
| 12 |  |
 |
-8% | 30% | 0.08 | 7.77M | 1544 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 13 |  |
 |
-8% | 63% | 0 | 10.2M | 1217 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 14 |  |
 |
-8% | 69% | 0 | 1.81M | 1728 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 15 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.03 | 34.1M | 1222 | BBF | Bubblefong | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-8% | 43% | 0 | 20.3M | 1103 | OBSR | Observer |
| 17 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.85 | 235M | 229 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 5.81M | 1255 | COVAL | Circuits of Value | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-7% | 100% | 0 | 38.9M | 624 | KIN | Kin |
| 20 |  |
 |
-7% | 79% | 0.03 | 33.8M | 733 | FIO | FIO Protocol |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 9% | 0 | 357M | 655 | VRA | Verasity |
| 22 |  |
 |
-6% | 0 | 487M | 155 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.2 | 43.2M | 600 | XPRT | Persistence One | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.01 | 565K | 1954 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.02 | 31.8M | 684 | ASM | Assemble AI | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-6% | 52% | 0 | 3.66M | 1599 | WOZX | Efforce |
| 27 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.4 | 401M | 231 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.14 | 60.5M | 649 | GEL | Gelato |
Well, folks, it looks like the crypto market just went through a car wash…with no car. If you bought the dip today, congratulations, you’re braver than a honey badger in a beehive. If not, well, there’s always tomorrow. Or the next market crash. Either way, buckle up, because this rollercoaster’s just getting started.